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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

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http://pick6chicks.blogspot.com/2016/04/oh-how-i-hate.html

Well, let's see now...



Oh, my dear Lord, I hope not. Can you imagine seeing Urb in his footy pajamas curled up on some recruit's bedroom floor? Gag.



Do we really need to read back through all the tsun threads to have a conversation about criminals? Think the peepee & blue has the lead there.

They censor all comments for approval. Guess they didnt want called out on Gibson, Lewan, and Clark committing violent crimes and staying on the team.
 
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Now this is just rich. I don't even know where to begin.

Let's start with Mr. Buckeye just having some good natured conversation with Mrs. scUM...

Mr. Buckeye: "Hey did you see Harbaugh is spending the night with a recruit, I don't really think that's such a good idea."

Nothing malicious there. He's right, too. Jerry Sandusky might agree as well.

Mr. Buckeye: "Do you really like your new coach? Seems like he only lasts just a few years everywhere he goes. Wonder how long he actually stay at Michigan?"

Pretty basic question. I must've missed where he said "Your coach sucks! Na na na na boo boo!"

Mr. Buckeye: "Man, your team sure didn't show up on Saturday did they?"

Basic fact

I could continue, but I'm sure you get the point.

No. But please continue...

Mr. Buckeye: "Well five, five Buckeyes were drafted in the 1st round. Two Spartans and NONE, NONE from Michigan. Ha ha."

Another fact, and yes, it is ha ha funny. I guess I can see where she could be a little salty over that. Wait...what was it she wanted to say to Mr. Buckeye about Ohio State's FIVE guys drafted in the first round a little later in her rant?

Good for you ass hat, you didn't have a thing to do with it...

Well, that's right! So please don't get your panties all in a bunch over your ZERO players drafted in the first round. You had nothing to do with it anyway. Right? Surely you won't get all worked up over that...

Those 19 words were enough to send my blood pressure to the moon and my heart rate went right with it.

Oh. Never mind.

Let's get to her SIX!!! reasons why she hates Ohio State!

Pick 6 Reasons I hate Ohio State:
1. They think t-h-e belongs to them
2. They say they don't care about Michigan, but wrote an entire song about how they don't care about Michigan.
3. Their fans misspell Ohio repeatedly. O-I-H-O
4. That annoying superfan that always gets airtime.
5. They cross out Ms on campus, but usually miss several.
6. It's just in my blood to hate them.

That sounds like some real "grown up" reasons. I like #1 the best and I'll get to more on that one in just a second.

So "Bekki" (:rofl: NOT a stripper) is an adult, a TEACHER, who gets all worked up over the mildest rivalry banter and works with kids because she gets PAID to do it. Meanwhile, Mr. Buckeye is friendly enough to just joke around a little and ask basic non-malicious questions with a fellow rivalry member and works with kids, as a VOLUNTEER, out of the kindness of his heart. I think we can all decide which one of these individuals is a classy adult and which one is a mental case who shouldn't be working with children.

Back to what I wanted to get to with her "reason #1...."

She ends her rant with this gem...

This experience, in a nut shell, depicts the level of hate I have for The Ohio State University.

That's right. Know your place bitch. It's THE, and don't you forget it.
 
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I finally bothered to click the link. These are the worst reasons I've ever seen.

Pick 6 Reasons I hate Ohio State:
1. They think t-h-e belongs to them
2. They say they don't care about Michigan, but wrote an entire song about how they don't care about Michigan.
3. Their fans misspell Ohio repeatedly. O-I-H-O
4. That annoying superfan that always gets airtime.
5. They cross out Ms on campus, but usually miss several.
6. It's just in my blood to hate them.

1. No, they just like to emphasize that "THE" is part of the name. "The Ohio State University".
2. I like that - "wrote an entire song". It's an extremely simple song that someone can learn after 12 beers. It's not like someone composed an entire symphony over a 2-year period (or whatever it takes to compose a symphony).
3. It IS annoying to see those pictures. But you're only on #3, you haven't had a good point, yet, and I'm highly doubting you'll come up with a "good" reason to hate Ohio State.
4. Damn. You came up with a good one. Maybe semi-good. But he's probably more annoying based on the fact that you only see him in games that Michigan is losing.
5. They're college kids. Do you really expect them to go on hunting parties to find and cross out all of the Ms on campus? They have places to go and beers to drink.
6. Way to finish with a bang.

How about this: 6 reasons you SHOULD hate Ohio State:
1. Jim Tressel. The guy shut down your pipeline from Ohio talent, and the few guys you did get ended up either coming back (Boren) or getting posterized (is that a word?) by Pittman. Also, 9-1. In 10 years, he undid 13 years of Cooper. Combined, Ohio State ended up those 23 years with a 11-11-1 record.
2. Troy Smith. 2004 - 6-4 Ohio State out-scores Michigan 27-7 in the last 3 quarters. 2005 - engineers a great comeback. 2006 - "magic shoes" and whatnot. HA!
3. Since 2001, your only arguments against Buckeye fans are "all-time wins" and "all-time rivalry record". I'm pretty sure that Michigan fans know what lame arguments they are, and that makes them angry.
4. That annoying superfan that always gets airtime. I'm not actually sure which one you're talking about, but again, I'd bet you wouldn't find him annoying, at all, if you were winning the game.
5. Michigan went to 3 Rose Bowls in a 4-year period, I believe. 2003, 2004, and 2006. (Seasons - not calendar years.) They lost them all. Ohio State consistently passed the Rose Bowl en route to the national championship game, and STILL won more Rose Bowls than Michigan.
6. Ohio State fans eat their bread with the butter side up.
 
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one fundamental difference in the 2 fanbases;

During the dark days of hell on earth known as the Cooper years the arrogant asses up north became dismissive of OSU taking the, "you aren't even our rival anymore" approach. I vividly recall watching The Game 2001 at a BW3's in Jacksonville and having a scUM fan congratulate us after it was over and say "you guys needed to win one." He was demonstrating his institutional arrogance and giving off a vibe of "we will get back to dominating you guys next year, take your little prize and move along." We all saw how that turned out.

This is them:

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Flash forward 14 years and see how the OSU fanbase handles a similar situation. A portion of it takes on the same "good for the rivalry" type of mentality but those of us who don't root for a rivalry haven't ever forgotten, we have never forgiven and we still enjoy the sweet, sweet tears of sadness and humiliation flowing from those eyes up north. It doesn't matter if they are winless or 11-0, it doesn't matter if it is the 100th time in a row and it doesn't matter what the national perception of scUM's brand is. All we want is victory and humiliation. We never want anything good to happen to their program. Ever.

This is us:

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Fuck M*ch*gan
 
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one fundamental difference in the 2 fanbases;

During the dark days of hell on earth known as the Cooper years the arrogant asses up north became dismissive of OSU taking the, "you aren't even our rival anymore" approach. I vividly recall watching The Game 2001 at a BW3's in Jacksonville and having a scUM fan congratulate us after it was over and say "you guys needed to win one." He was demonstrating his institutional arrogance and giving off a vibe of "we will get back to dominating you guys next year, take your little prize and move along." We all saw how that turned out.

This is them:

condescending.jpg




Flash forward 14 years and see how the OSU fanbase handles a similar situation. A portion of it takes on the same "good for the rivalry" type of mentality but those of us who don't root for a rivalry haven't ever forgotten, we have never forgiven and we still enjoy the sweet, sweet tears of sadness and humiliation flowing from those eyes up north. It doesn't matter if they are winless or 11-0, it doesn't matter if it is the 100th time in a row and it doesn't matter what the national perception of scUM's brand is. All we want is victory and humiliation. We never want anything good to happen to their program. Ever.

This is us:

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Fuck M*ch*gan



@Jaxbuck wins the interwebs for the day./
 
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Flash forward 14 years and see how the OSU fanbase handles a similar situation. A portion of it takes on the same "good for the rivalry" type of mentality but those of us who don't root for a rivalry haven't ever forgotten, we have never forgiven and we still enjoy the sweet, sweet tears of sadness and humiliation flowing from those eyes up north. It doesn't matter if they are winless or 11-0, it doesn't matter if it is the 100th time in a row and it doesn't matter what the national perception of scUM's brand is. All we want is victory and humiliation. We never want anything good to happen to their program. Ever.
Couldn't have said it better...

Fuck M*ch*gan

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one fundamental difference in the 2 fanbases;

During the dark days of hell on earth known as the Cooper years the arrogant asses up north became dismissive of OSU taking the, "you aren't even our rival anymore" approach. I vividly recall watching The Game 2001 at a BW3's in Jacksonville and having a scUM fan congratulate us after it was over and say "you guys needed to win one." He was demonstrating his institutional arrogance and giving off a vibe of "we will get back to dominating you guys next year, take your little prize and move along." We all saw how that turned out.

This is them:

condescending.jpg




Flash forward 14 years and see how the OSU fanbase handles a similar situation. A portion of it takes on the same "good for the rivalry" type of mentality but those of us who don't root for a rivalry haven't ever forgotten, we have never forgiven and we still enjoy the sweet, sweet tears of sadness and humiliation flowing from those eyes up north. It doesn't matter if they are winless or 11-0, it doesn't matter if it is the 100th time in a row and it doesn't matter what the national perception of scUM's brand is. All we want is victory and humiliation. We never want anything good to happen to their program. Ever.

This is us:

3bf82ce08bfb666701623ef030b68f5c.jpg


Fuck M*ch*gan

I want video of one of their fans openly weeping and in hysterics in the stands after one of our games. I cannot tell you how jealous I am that Sparty is the only one who currently holds that honor.
 
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and having a scUM fan congratulate us after it was over and say "you guys needed to win one."

Call me a bad sport all you want, but I will never ever congratulate a Michigan fan for beating Ohio State. I'll tell them that they deserved the win (when applicable), no excuses garbage, blah blah blah. But all the while, I'll be thinking, "Suck on a turd, you frog-nugget."
 
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Maybe Travis Shaw would have gotten six hits in his last two games without it. But we’ll never know.

For now, we will have to assume Red Sox third base coach Brian Butterfield’s attempt to poke the bear (or in this case, the Buckeye) was just what the doctor ordered.

According to Shaw, this is what transpired …

“Last night after the game Butter came up to my locker with a big smirk on his face,” the Red Sox infielder said after his team’s 13-5 win over the A’s. “I had no clue what he was smirking about. He said, ‘Did you look in your helmet?’ I said, ‘What do you mean?’ He said there was a Wolverine sticker in there. I got three hits last night, so we’ll leave it in there. Maybe it pisses me off enough to go out there and get hits.”

To add context to the scenario: Butterfield is an enormous University of Michigan football fan, while Shaw is born and bred Ohio State all the way.

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The Red Sox infielder has a Buckeye sticker on the butt of his bats, the same stickers he had previously defaced Butterfield’s Michigan helmet with earlier this season.

“I guess he got me back,” Shaw said.

It’s hard to argue the results the lefty hitter has gotten since the third base coach’s clandestine mission. He has gone 6-for-9 with six RBI and five runs, totaling two doubles and a home run for a 2.033 OPS.

And to top things off, Shaw finally managed to break out against some lefty pitching after coming into Tuesday night 2-for-25 against southpaws. This time around, he hit a three-run homer against Daniel Coulombe and a double vs. starter Sean Manaea.

“I got two hits off lefties. Those were needed,” Shaw said. “I was hoping I could hit lefties tonight. Those were good, especially the homer. A homer the other way against a lefty, for me that’s as good as it gets. Taking a lefty over the Monster, that shows you where you need to be.”

With the Wolverine sticker firmly attached, Shaw now heads into the series finale with a .322 batting average and .929 OPS for the season. It is the fourth-best OPS of any American League third baseman, behind Manny Machado, Nick Castellanos and Josh Donaldson.

“We’ve been working on a few things, trying to quiet me down at the plate,” he said. “I started working on it in New York a little bit and it seemed to free up my hands a little bit. We’ve been trying to make an adjustment the last week, and now I feel a lot better at the plate than I was the previous week.”

(Entire article)
http://fullcount.weei.com/sports/bo...ld-motivates-travis-shaw-with-hidden-sticker/

Also:
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