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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2015 official thread)

Here's a picture of me if a grown man sent me a hand written letter like that
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8 Reasons you should come here

1) My Dad knows what he's doing. I think. So he says.
2) You can wear your high school number!!!!eleventy
3) I can do math. There will be a lot of butts in the seats shaking their keys and stuff. At least until we announce more butts in seats than actually show up. Incidentally, do you like Coca-Cola? No biggie. Just curious.
4) We know our current "stable" of quarterbacks is.. well... not encouraging. But... hey... my Dad knows these guys suck so we're really trying to get a decent one. So... we did get this 6 foot 7 inch statue guy. We think he'll be pretty good. I mean, he was committed to Texas, after all.
5) Hey, you know... Michigan is a great school. You probably couldn't get in here if you didn't play football. Truth is, we'll probably have you try and major in some bullshit like Kinseology... or however you spell it... My Dad coached at Stanford, by the way.
6) WE FUCKING LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY!!!! We racked up wins long before football looked like the game you play today. Did you know a TD was worth four points? LOL. Crazy.
7) Look, I know you are probably really interested in gear and such, but more so about how much money we get for our contract with a shoe company. So... yeah... we are like the only motherfuckers who wear addiaddiassz Or whatever. Fuck Phil Knight! Or .... something.. I don't know... please sign LOI with us.
8) So... yeah... there's a lot of hype... cuz.. Dad was in the NFL.. and... umm.. we expect to do stuff. Like.. you know, win and things. So.... I promise... if you sign with us... ummm... we'll like .. win and stuff.
 
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...like rats from a sinking ship.

Article on the Interwebs about the athletes leaving TTUN. After reading the comments, the line from the movie came to mind, "Major Powers is building an ELITE fighting force." Looks like WVU is picking up a couple of disillusioned young men with eligibility remaining.

I guess we'll see.
 
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...like rats from a sinking ship.

Article on the Interwebs about the athletes leaving TTUN. After reading the comments, the line from the movie came to mind, "Major Powers is building an ELITE fighting force." Looks like WVU is picking up a couple of disillusioned young men with eligibility remaining.

I guess we'll see.

Both Ferns and Bosch transferred to WVU. Would have liked Bosch to stick it out. But he didn't want to go by the stipulations that JH laid out for him. You hate to see anyone leave but Ferns isn't going to kill us. I really like Ben Gedeon at LB I look for him to have a breakout year.
 
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Both Ferns and Bosch transferred to WVU. Would have liked Bosch to stick it out. But he didn't want to go by the stipulations that JH laid out for him. You hate to see anyone leave but Ferns isn't going to kill us. I really like Ben Gedeon at LB I look for him to have a breakout year.

You can only die once. Seems like you've already met your quota there.
 
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You can only die once. Seems like you've already met your quota there.
“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.”

They may claim to be valiant, but we all know they're cowards at (bigblue)heart :shrug:
 
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