Was looking over their roster and noticed those derps had nine--count 'em, nine--QBs on their roster, seven of whom with apparent eligibility left:
Wilton Speight - 6-6 235 So. Richmond, Va. (The Collegiate School)
John O'Korn - 6-4 220 Jr. Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (St. Thomas Aquinas)
Shane Morris - 6-3 209 Jr. Hazel Park, Mich. (De La Salle)
Zach Gentry - 6-7 230 Fr. Albuquerque, N.M. (Eldorado)
Alex Malzone - 6-2 218 Fr. Farmington Hills, Mich. (Brother Rice)
Matt Thompson - 6-5 214 So. Cincinnati, Ohio (Indian Hill)
Garrett Moores - 6-3 211 Jr. Northville, Mich. (Detroit Catholic Central)
The two of those nine who will graduate or have exhausted their eligibility:
Brian Cleary - 6-3 205 Sr. Grosse Pointe, Mich. (Detroit Jesuit)
Jake Rudock - 6-3 208 Gr. Weston, Fla. (St. Thomas Aquinas) starter
Projected depth chart after Rudock's departure, based on the depth chart on their official site:
Speight
Morris
They brought in one QB in their 2016 class:
Brandon Peters - 6-4 209 Avon, IN (Avon)
This looks to be a season chock full of lulz at that position...