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Game Thread tOSU vs. Cincinnati, Sept 27th @ 6pm ET, BTN

So, since I'm stuck in Iowa rather than flying home right now because some mental fucking defect decided to set the FAA computer server farm on fire this morning, you'll have to indulge my little history lesson.

Juggalo State likes to boast that they precede Ohio State. That is simply not true, for the messy circumstances of their founding are much more embarrassing. The historical reality is that UC's founding was the result of a political compromise made in order to both found Ohio State and to block it from being located in Springfield, which was being pushed by ag interests. To accomplish this, Governor Hayes needed the support of the Cincinnati political delegation in the statehouse. To secure that, he allowed an ancillary provision in the bill stipulating that any city over 150K in population (only Cincy at the time) could establish a municipal university. The juggalo elders then combined several little irrelevant private colleges into what would become UC and endowed it with an unused fund they had been sitting on. UC likes to use the founding date of the oldest of those early colleges as its founding date. That, however, is highly misleading, for the modern University of Cincinnati was founded as an afterthought and rather grubby bit of political payoff in the bill that founded Ohio State.

At the end of the day, they are the sloppy afterbirth to the glorious birth of The Ohio State University. They are the Danny Devito to our Arnold. And like the reprobate incompetent that they are, they eventually fell on hard times and bankruptcy at which point they came crawling to us to take them and pay off their debts.

They owe us everything: their founding, their eventual salvation and their continued existence.
 
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Oh, and this too.

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I think it kind of goes with them wanting to be more important than they really are. Such as:

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The only difference is that I'm assuming the above is fan driven while the state of Ohio on their helmet is from the school.

The above was sold on t-shirts in official university owned bookstores. Their official university website also had banner ads blaring, "OHIO'S BCS SCHOOL"
 
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So, since I'm stuck in Iowa rather than flying home right now because some mental fucking defect decided to set the FAA computer server farm on fire this morning, you'll have to indulge my little history lesson.

Juggalo State likes to boast that they precede Ohio State. That is simply not true, for the messy circumstances of their founding are much more embarrassing. The historical reality is that UC's founding was the result of a political compromise made in order to both found Ohio State and to block it from being located in Springfield, which was being pushed by ag interests. To accomplish this, Governor Hayes needed the support of the Cincinnati political delegation in the statehouse. To secure that, he allowed an ancillary provision in the bill stipulating that any city over 150K in population (only Cincy at the time) could establish a municipal university. The juggalo elders then combined several little irrelevant private colleges into what would become UC and endowed it with an unused fund they had been sitting on. UC likes to use the founding date of the oldest of those early colleges as its founding date. That, however, is highly misleading, for the modern University of Cincinnati was founded as an afterthought and rather grubby bit of political payoff in the bill that founded Ohio State.

At the end of the day, they are the sloppy afterbirth to the glorious birth of The Ohio State University. They are the Danny Devito to our Arnold. And like the reprobate incompetent that they are, they eventually fell on hard times and bankruptcy at which point they came crawling to us to take them and pay off their debts.

They owe us everything: their founding, their eventual salvation and their continued existence.
Yackidy yack! Don't talk back!
 
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So, since I'm stuck in Iowa rather than flying home right now because some mental fucking defect decided to set the FAA computer server farm on fire this morning, you'll have to indulge my little history lesson.

Juggalo State likes to boast that they precede Ohio State. That is simply not true, for the messy circumstances of their founding are much more embarrassing. The historical reality is that UC's founding was the result of a political compromise made in order to both found Ohio State and to block it from being located in Springfield, which was being pushed by ag interests. To accomplish this, Governor Hayes needed the support of the Cincinnati political delegation in the statehouse. To secure that, he allowed an ancillary provision in the bill stipulating that any city over 150K in population (only Cincy at the time) could establish a municipal university. The juggalo elders then combined several little irrelevant private colleges into what would become UC and endowed it with an unused fund they had been sitting on. UC likes to use the founding date of the oldest of those early colleges as its founding date. That, however, is highly misleading, for the modern University of Cincinnati was founded as an afterthought and rather grubby bit of political payoff in the bill that founded Ohio State.

At the end of the day, they are the sloppy afterbirth to the glorious birth of The Ohio State University. They are the Danny Devito to our Arnold. And like the reprobate incompetent that they are, they eventually fell on hard times and bankruptcy at which point they came crawling to us to take them and pay off their debts.

They owe us everything: their founding, their eventual salvation and their continued existence.

So, if it wasn't for the founding of UC, OSU would be in Springfield instead of Columbus? I'd say that worked out for the best.
 
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So, since I'm stuck in Iowa rather than flying home right now because some mental fucking defect decided to set the FAA computer server farm on fire this morning, you'll have to indulge my little history lesson.

Juggalo State likes to boast that they precede Ohio State. That is simply not true, for the messy circumstances of their founding are much more embarrassing. The historical reality is that UC's founding was the result of a political compromise made in order to both found Ohio State and to block it from being located in Springfield, which was being pushed by ag interests. To accomplish this, Governor Hayes needed the support of the Cincinnati political delegation in the statehouse. To secure that, he allowed an ancillary provision in the bill stipulating that any city over 150K in population (only Cincy at the time) could establish a municipal university. The juggalo elders then combined several little irrelevant private colleges into what would become UC and endowed it with an unused fund they had been sitting on. UC likes to use the founding date of the oldest of those early colleges as its founding date. That, however, is highly misleading, for the modern University of Cincinnati was founded as an afterthought and rather grubby bit of political payoff in the bill that founded Ohio State.

At the end of the day, they are the sloppy afterbirth to the glorious birth of The Ohio State University. They are the Danny Devito to our Arnold. And like the reprobate incompetent that they are, they eventually fell on hard times and bankruptcy at which point they came crawling to us to take them and pay off their debts.

They owe us everything: their founding, their eventual salvation and their continued existence.

Now my work week's complete. I've been looking for something like this from you all week. I briefly lost faith and thought that you might have gone soft but, using the keyboard like Chalky White uses "his Daddy's tools", you can still be counted on to punk some Juggaloes.
 
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Duder managed to get the last seat on the 12:30 flight from Cedar Rapids to O'Hare tomorrow, and I will be in front of my television and logged into BP watching these juggalo clowns and that loudmouthed president of theirs getting put into their proper place.

This pretty much sums up our entire juggalo state problem.

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