Game Thread tOSU @ Rutgers, Sat 10/24 @ 8pm ET, ABC

[GeorgiaBuck2]

mtm105 likes it on top lolz...

 

[bukIpower]

Haha this is awesome... mtm is like the uncle that tells the same joke every Christmas except in this scenario he tells the joke wrong every year

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I stand corrected. McNeiling is always better than ignoring.

 

[Bestbuck36]

HAHAHAHAHAHA we need to put a disclaimer on the front page of Buckeye Planet warning trolls.

Way too damn funny when they get real life owned and not just on the message board. Idiots won't learn.

 

[AKAK]

I agree in principle, but it is kinda fun having a relatively lively game thread on a Friday, even if it is just to mock hilariously bad attempts at trash talk.

Yeah, the mocking is all that's left. Dude's really flaming out fast.

 

[Saw31]

Q: How many Rutgers fans does it takes to apply bronzer?

No seriously. I'm asking.

 

[BayBuck]

Q: How many Rutgers fans does it takes to apply bronzer?

No seriously. I'm asking.

All of them?

 

[AKAK]

Q: How many Rutgers fans does it takes to apply bronzer?

No seriously. I'm asking.

A: Zero, they all stopped pleasuring themselves.

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Q. Why did the Rutgers fan cross the road?

 

[buxfan4life]

Q. Why did the Rutgers fan cross the road?

Because BonJovi was giving a free concert on the other side?

 

[Saw31]

A: Zero, they all stopped pleasuring themselves.

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Q. Why did the Rutgers fan cross the road?

A: To get away from all the meanie Buckeye fans that found his Facebook page.


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Q: Why did the Rutgers fan stop pleasuring himself?

 

[AKAK]

A: To get away from all the meanie Buckeye fans that found his Facebook page.


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Q: Why did the Rutgers fan stop pleasuring himself?

A: He went on a bath salts binge and killed the neighbors goat while wearing panties.

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Q: What's the difference between a Rutgers fan and two dicks?

 

[BayBuck]

Q: What's the difference between a Rutgers fan and two dicks?

A: About two dicks!

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Q: what's worse than finding a Rutgers fan in your apple?

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I think I'm gonna spin these off into a new thread... "Worst Jokes".. or "See what happens when weekend warriors start drinking Friday morning"

 

[AKAK]

A: About two dicks!

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Q: what's worse than finding a Rutgers fan in your apple?

A: Listening to his wife bitching to me about cab fare.

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Q: Why did the Rutgers fan's (my) kid drop his ice cream?

 

[AKAK]

I think I'm gonna spin these off into a new thread... "Worst Jokes".. or "See what happens when weekend warriors start drinking Friday morning"

I eat more paint chips before 9am than most people do all day.