IRRATIONAL FEARS TUESDAY
I was traveling all day yesterday, so this feels like my Irrational Fears Monday, which for me makes it MORE IRRATIONALLY FEARFUL.
Illinois is 4th in the nation in net punting. WE'RE DEAD LAST. YES DEAD LAST. DID YOU HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME? NO? DEAD LAST!!!!! How can we possibly match up? I mean, this is the same team that had its OWN FUCKING TV SHOW a few years back.
But seriously, I think we're going to have a letdown on offense this week. Never let your guard down because a good Zooking is always around the corner.
Plus they want their turtle back, yo. (Which they wouldn't get back this year anyway because its a stupid trophy.)
WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!