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Game Thread tOSU 21, TSUN 10 (Nov 21, Noon ET, ABC)

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Zubaz called... they asked this guy to stop digging threw their trash.

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True story:

This morning, I attended my mixed graduate/undergraduate civil engineering course with red eyes and clear tiredness from the Mirror Lake shenanigans from the night before. My professor, who is usually the most daper of dapers in class, took 1 look at me, knew what I did, and no questions asked extended his arm for a high five. He then sat down and waited for the rest of the students to enter the classroom.

He then went on a diatribe and said that statistics tell him that between 2 and 3 of us in the classroom will become professors. He went on about how the field needs us (this is our last class, many are graduating seniors), how proud he was to be our professor, and how he hopes the best for us.

Then he took a serious turn and said that for the lucky few who get an opportunity to teach here at Ohio State, 3 rules apply:

1. Once and always a buckeye, no matter where academia takes you.
2. Always gives students a rest before and after big games.
3. Don't ever let any fucking Michigan paraphernalia in your classroom during Michigan week. And yes, he cussed.

He got so fired up saying that that he said "Screw the syllabus, let's talk football." He went as in depth as I've ever seen a professor get about football. Some of the highlights:

"We now have a quarterback, ladies and gents."

"I hope to God that they fire that asswhole." Someone then responded, are you talkinga bout Weis or RRod...and he said: "One and the same."

"OSU Michigan is the only game that matters to me. I lived through the 60's and 70's, as well as worked here in the 90's. And fuck those cocky sonsabitches. I remember in the '90s they said we weren't their real rivalry anymore...karma's sucks don't it?"

I love this man. I wish I could GPA his class. Amen.
 
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Merih;1600213; said:
True story:

This morning, I attended my mixed graduate/undergraduate civil engineering course with red eyes and clear tiredness from the Mirror Lake shenanigans from the night before. My professor, who is usually the most daper of dapers in class, took 1 look at me, knew what I did, and no questions asked extended his arm for a high five. He then sat down and waited for the rest of the students to enter the classroom.

He then went on a diatribe and said that statistics tell him that between 2 and 3 of us in the classroom will become professors. He went on about how the field needs us (this is our last class, many are graduating seniors), how proud he was to be our professor, and how he hopes the best for us.

Then he took a serious turn and said that for the lucky few who get an opportunity to teach here at Ohio State, 3 rules apply:

1. Once and always a buckeye, no matter where academia takes you.
2. Always gives students a rest before and after big games.
3. Don't ever let any fucking Michigan paraphernalia in your classroom during Michigan week. And yes, he cussed.

He got so fired up saying that that he said "Screw the syllabus, let's talk football." He went as in depth as I've ever seen a professor get about football. Some of the highlights:

"We now have a quarterback, ladies and gents."

"I hope to God that they fire that asswhole." Someone then responded, are you talkinga bout Weis or RRod...and he said: "One and the same."

"OSU Michigan is the only game that matters to me. I lived through the 60's and 70's, as well as worked here in the 90's. And fuck those cocky sonsabitches. I remember in the '90s they said we weren't their real rivalry anymore...karma's sucks don't it?"

I love this man. I wish I could GPA his class. Amen.
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That is awesome.
 
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