Top ten irritating phrases

[tyrus]

It was self deprevating humor. The wifee calls me "the python" or Mr Holmes thanks very much.

Is it one of those ironic nicknames like calling a big guy "tiny"?

Tiny Lister, for example.

 

[Kabuki]

Any phrase that contains the word "beard"

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Any phrase that contains the word "beard"

Your constitution towards beards is weak.

Epic Fail, imo.

 

[redbenn]

I like it when people can't get units of measurement correct. For instance, when people say, "every ounce of energy."
Brilliant.

i know... it's every gram... stupid americans

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

i know... it's every gram... stupid americans

Which reminds me, every wonder why gram crackers weigh more than a gram?

 

[3yardsandacloud]

"Louis here"

 

[Bucklion]

People at ESPN and crap who say shit like "This is the biggest game/win/loss/whatever ever" or "That is the best play/player/impact ever" when they've only seen about 4 seasons, or don't remember any other ones. Most teams have been playing football for the better part of 100 years..."ever" is a large volume, douchenozzles.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"I know, right?"

I know this has been mentioned, but the phrase "I know, right?" is the most annoying thing I've heard since "git 'r done."

People use it when it's not even necessary. It's getting on my fucking nerves. It's the "right?" that drives me insane. Just fucking say "I know."

Sorry.

Did you come up with that on your own?

 

[Folanator]

Supercalafragilisticexpealladoshous

 

[BayBuck]

WAO :tongue2:

 

[BB73]

"TSUN and Ntre Ame are the two winningest programs in history."

Of course, Texas is about to permanently go past the team from Suth Ben, so I won't have to hear that anymore.

 

[3074326]

Did you come up with that on your own?

It's worth saying because there are people who don't understand the phrase, somehow.

 

[Bucklion]

Have to throw in people who think it gives them street cred to end every sentence with the word "dog"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It's worth saying because there are people who don't understand the phrase, somehow.

I know.







right?

 

[BB73]

Have to throw in people who think it gives them street cred to end every sentence with the word "dog"

Good one. By the way, what was the last word in your sentence?