Top ten irritating phrases

[elliemae]

1. Best thing since sliced bread! What's so phukking great about sliced bread? George Carlin has this one covered,but he is right!
2. My ex's favorite thing to say! There you go!:[censored]ed:

 

[Ttown]

1. Best thing since sliced bread! What's so phukking great about sliced bread? George Carlin has this one covered,but he is right!
2. My ex's favorite thing to say! There you go!:[censored]ed:

And there ya go !

 

[Dryden]

Telephone machine answering:

1) "press 1 for English"

2) "your call is important to us, all of our representatives are busy helping other customers, your wait time is approximately 45 minutes"

3) To better serve you we have changes our answering machine options, listen carefully and answer the following questions carefully, press 1 for.........stc.

If you really wanted to better serve me, just have a real person answer the fucking phone.

After you log in at a dentists/doctors office:

"we'll be with you shortly" or "we'll be with you monentarily"

I always ask them how many actual minutes is shortly and/or momentarily; usually they have no idea.

A couple of weeks ago there was a message left on our answering machine from the city school systems new automated emergency notification system. The message went on about what it was, that "this was a test" and so on and so on. Then, it concluded with, "If you have questions about this system, call xxx-xxx-xxxx. Or, if you did not receive this message, then call xxx-xxx-xxxx."

 

[Dryden]

1. Best thing since sliced bread! What's so phukking great about sliced bread?

Have you ever tried to make a PB&J sammich with unsliced bread?

 

[Ttown]

Hello , this is the emergency phone system for xxxxxxxx city's responce team. An operator will be with you shortly. If this is an emergency plese dial 0 for the operator.

 

[Jake]

"I'm so-and-so and I approve this message"

 

[elliemae]

And there ya go !

You will be punished for that!:pirate1:

 

[elliemae]

Have you ever tried to make a PB&J sammich with unsliced bread?

Haven't you managed the talent of slicing bread yet?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Haven't you managed the talent of slicing bread yet?

No, thats woman's work. :tongue2:

 

[Deety]

"Hail to the..."

:dead:

 

[Deety]

No, thats woman's work. :tongue2:

Only because Mrs. BB knows you haven't figured out what side of the knife to use. :p

 

[Best Buckeye]

Only because Mrs. BB knows you haven't figured out what side of the knife to use. :p

Ohhhh , I'm gonna tell my wife you said that about her.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Ohhhh , I'm gonna tell my wife you said that about her.

So you're an idiot and a liar?

 

[Best Buckeye]

So you're an idiot and a liar?

How do you figure that sissy beard boy?

 

[BUCKYLE]

How do you figure that sissy beard boy?

Yep. That settles it.