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Look it, I got a buddy that doesn't pronounce the "h" on the beginnings of h words. I want to smash his skull in with a ball pin hammer when he does it, and I usually get pretty animated over it.

Like he'll say, "That whatever the fuck is youge"...I'm like "uh, what"? He said, look, it's youge. I'm like, you know there's a fucking H on the front of that word, right. He says, "that's just how I say it", so I say, yeah, you're so cool you get to pick and choose pronunciations?...cool. I know your name is Nick, but from now on, I'm going to pronounce "Nick" as "Cockgobbler"...the N is silent.
 
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BUCKYLE;1318022; said:
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Look it, I got a buddy that doesn't pronounce the "h" on the beginnings of h words. I want to smash his skull in with a ball pin hammer when he does it, and I usually get pretty animated over it.

Like he'll say, "That whatever the fuck is youge"...I'm like "uh, what"? He said, look, it's youge. I'm like, you know there's a fucking H on the front of that word, right. He says, "that's just how I say it", so I say, yeah, you're so cool you get to pick and choose pronunciations?...cool. I know your name is Nick, but from now on, I'm going to pronounce "Nick" as "Cockgobbler"...the N is silent.
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:slappy: I was trying to find an old SNL skit with Christopher Walken where he tells someone he's such a YOUGE fan, but the bastards on youtube took it down.
 
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Mr_Burns;1318032; said:
:slappy: I was trying to find an old SNL skit with Christopher Walken where he tells someone he's such a YOUGE fan, but the bastards on youtube took it down.
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That's a good one. There's also Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry's in the theater and he's yelling to the guy who's son is...gifted, "FUCK HYOU", "FUCK HYOU".
 
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BUCKYLE;1318033; said:
That's a good one. There's also Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry's in the theater and he's yelling to the guy who's son is...gifted, "FUCK HYOU", "FUCK HYOU".
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My wife does that on some words that start with WH. she puts the H sound in front of the W. like - hwipped drives me nuts.
 
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