Toilet Paper: Crumple or Fold? (MERGED)

[Thump]

How in the hell are you gonna poke thru the crumple?

Don't know, I'm a crumpler and have never had that happen.

 

[Golferdow01]

There's no time for folding, gotta git er done

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Seems to me crumpling would lessen the incident of poke-thru (unless you're in to that kind of thing) since a wad of TP is sometimes upwards of 3 or 4 inches thick.

 

[Thump]

Seems to me crumpling would lessen the incident of poke-thru (unless you're in to that kind of thing) since a wad of TP is sometimes upwards of 3 or 4 inches thick.

Ditto.

Folding is for , well, you know.

 

[tyrus]

I use sand paper.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Agreed, thump... I mean, who wants to sit there with shit hangin off their ass as they politely fold up an ass napkin?

Get in there and clean that shit out, for the love of poop.

 

[BayBuck]

Seems to me crumpling would lessen the incident of poke-thru (unless you're in to that kind of thing) since a wad of TP is sometimes upwards of 3 or 4 inches thick.

But crumpling is... uneven. It's like hiking in the Antarctic, and suddenly the surface gives way, plunging you to your doom.

 

[NFBuck]

I drag my ass across the carpet like my dog.

That is the funniest reply to a poll I have ever read. With that said, I think we have hit a new low.

 

[Thump]

But crumpling is... uneven. It's like hiking in the Antarctic, and suddenly the surface gives way, plunging you to your doom.

Crumpling allows you to get into the nooks and crannies where folding just causes you to stick your finger in farther.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

But crumpling is... uneven. It's like hiking in the Antarctic, and suddenly the surface gives way, plunging you to your doom.

I can see your fear. Trust yourself. :p

 

[Golferdow01]

I use the litter box on occasion when I'm feeling really lazy.

 

[BayBuck]

Crumpling allows you to get into the nooks and crannies where folding just causes you to stick your finger in farther.

That statement seems dependent on actually having those "nooks and crannies". I'm actually all smooth down there. :tongue2:

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I use the litter box on occasion when I'm feeling really lazy.

Yeah, but you still have to wipe, dude. :)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That statement seems dependent on actually having those "nooks and crannies". I'm actually all smooth down there. :tongue2:

So, you shave your ass crack, eh?

 

[OSUsushichic]

I drag my ass across the carpet like my dog.