Toilet Paper: Crumple or Fold? (MERGED)

[Thump]

When wiping your ass, are you a crumpler or a folder of TP?

 

[hoat]

Never heard of toiler paper before. Is that when you're on the john for hours toiling over crapping? Things that make you go hmm...

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I have a system. I use both fore fingers and roll the TP 3 times in about a 3 inch long section. Then fold it to make it 24 ply, that way I don't have to worry about my finger poking through into my taint.

 

[scooter1369]

Wipe?

 

[Dryden]

I use the three sea shells.

 

[scooter1369]

I use the three sea shells.

 

[bucks4me]

Fold. Gotta keep the fingers covered.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I drag my ass across the carpet like my dog.

 

[OSUsushichic]

I don't like to kill trees.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I don't like to kill trees.

What a surprise

 

[BuckBackHome]

Bidet!

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

@ LoKy

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I use the three sea shells.

I can't figure out how those things work.

 

[gregorylee]

Gotta fold, as SIMV stated, you just can't take a chance on a "poke through".

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

How in the hell are you gonna poke thru the crumple?