Toilet Paper: Crumple or Fold? (MERGED)

[Thump]

That statement seems dependent on actually having those "nooks and crannies". I'm actually all smooth down there. :tongue2:

Ok man, but don't come crying when you have that "greasy" feeling when playing a round of golf and you have to go do the re-wipe.

 

[Golferdow01]

Yeah, but you still have to wipe, dude. :)

Do it like a cat and use the tongue

 

[Thump]

Do it like a cat and use the tongue

Does that mean you bury in the yard like cats do too?

 

[Dryden]

Ok man, but don't come crying when you have that "greasy" feeling when playing a round of golf and you have to go do the re-wipe.

Ah yes, a condition otherwise known as swampass -- very embarrassing on the golf course.

This is why every man need to carry some manpons in his gym bag.

 

[BayBuck]

So, you shave your ass crack, eh?

Nope, just a full-body burn victim. It's actually a real time-saver when it comes to personal grooming.

 

[Thump]

Nope, just a full-body burn victim. It's actually a real time-saver when it comes to personal grooming.

No shit?

How did that happen?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

No shit?

How did that happen?

I think he probably still shits, don't you?

On the other, probably fire, just a quess.

 

[Golferdow01]

Does that mean you bury in the yard like cats do too?

Nope, only applies to shits.

 

[BayBuck]

No shit?

How did that happen?

Flammable suppository.:tongue2:

 

[Thump]

Flammable suppository.:tongue2:

That sucks!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

incase someone wants to listen to their iPod while they're crumpling or folding....

 

[Buckin' A]

Gotta use the wet wipes. Otherwise, you are just creating optimal conditions for dingle berry growth.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Gotta use the wet wipes. Otherwise, you are just creating optimal conditions for dingle berry growth.

Now, there is a man who doesn't shave his ass crack.

 

[Thump]

Gotta use the wet wipes. Otherwise, you are just creating optimal conditions for dingle berry growth.

Quite true but those of us who have septic tanks can't do this b/c they aren't biodegradable!

 

[Buckin' A]

You mean 18 inch pubes aren't attractive to woman? I bet next you are going to tell me that they don't enjoy picking BVD lint from my crack. Man, you are dumb.