Finally watched; I don’t know what stupid video I watched first — must’ve been slowed down because I was thinking to myself “wtf warrants a 5-star for this slow-footed reincarnation of Warren Ball?”
Then I found a real film and arrived at the conclusion that not only does he have breakaway speed and outstanding elusiveness, but he looks borderline impossible to take down on initial contact. The anti-Bo Jackson if you will.
Yes, please schedule the direct deposit.