Kinda think that tOSU is reaching deeply into their bag of tricks on this one. And inventing a couple of new ones along the way. Going to sing Pantoni's praises, or one of his staffers maybe, for bringing up the 'offer his BF' avenue. Whomever is master-minding this recruitment, unsung though they may be, and no one knows outside of the Woody, they're to be complimented. Maybe offer his girlfriend a spot on the cheerleading team?