Thump's real name revealed....

[Muck]

Hi Xing!

On the night of August 7th, Hong Kong police received a frantic call from a 41 year-old gentleman named Xing. He informed the officer that he was trapped in LianTan park. His stated reason? It seems that while meandering through the park, he had espied the salacious, perforated curves of one of the many benches dotting the grounds and, seeing that no one was around, he decided to do what any right-thinking, virile man would do.

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[Jake]

Just cut it off and save this idiot further embarrassment.

 

[3074326]

 

[Mac]

 

[BB73]

[Bucky Katt] If getting stuck while having sex with a bench is wrong, I don't wanna be right. [/Bucky Katt]

 

[elliemae]

Next we'll see BKB with that freakin' collie he was talking about back in April!

 

[NFBuck]

Good grief.

 

[gemsweater]

My first was reaction was to the size of the holes...rather small.

 

[Thump]

Was just trying to see if square pegs fit into round holes.


I swear.

 

[krazeyk]

ProTip: Never fuck anything that has more structural integrity than you do.
Comment by Joe Shadows

 

[Best Buckeye]

I guess the good news for him is that he isn't a virgin anymore.

 

[shetuck]

I guess the good news for him is that he isn't a virgin anymore.

And the good news for mankind is that once they're done extracting him, he'll be physically unable to father any children.

 

[NFBuck]

I guess the good news for him is that he isn't a virgin anymore.

I don't think benches should count. Judges?

 

[OCBucksFan]

And the good news for mankind is that once they're done extracting him, he'll be physically unable to father any children.

I always suspected that you were a member of the groundhogs.

 

[Wells4Heisman]

That picture is just too funny.