Thump's real name revealed....

[ScriptOhio]

Hi Xing!

The above site didn't work. Here's another with a couple more pictures:

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

 

[sandgk]

In case of bench humpings lasting more than 4 hours ...

 

[Gatorubet]

Thump???????

Furniture! Can you say "Bucky Katt!"

Mods need to edit this thing's title to defend Thump's good name.

If a church daycare full of Sunday Schoolers were killed in a dynamite and tunneling groundhog hunting accident gone awry, then sure, Thump comes immediately to mind....or if the guy's dick would have been found lodged in a dead zoo animal's buttocks, then yeah, probably Thump.

But I must defend Thump's good name here. Only Bucky beats off to the Wal-Mart Patio furniture ads in the Sunday newspaper supplement

 

[MrsB]

Heaven help the groundhogs if Thump ever learns to trap hem on a steady basis. Oh MY!

 

[Thump]

Heaven help the groundhogs if Thump ever learns to trap hem on a steady basis. Oh MY!

No groundhogs this year, think I killed them all last year.

 

[Gatorubet]

No groundhogs this year, think I killed them all last year.

"I am become death, destroyer of groundhogs"

 

[ScriptOhio]

No groundhogs this year, think I killed them all last year.

I hear more are moving into your neighborhood.