Three people I'd love to have over for dinner...

[BuckeyeInTheBoro]

Came across this on CNNSI.com where they asked some (relatively obscure) athletes a few "pop culture" questions, one of which was "Three people I'd love to have over for dinner ______"

The answer given by this guy cracks me up:

Bryan Thomas
Jets LB

"Three people I'd love to have over for dinner ..." Jesus, Halle Berry, Bill Gates



I'm picturing the foursome sitting around a dinner table...


Thomas (to HB): So baby, you look fine.
Jesus: Ahem.
Thomas: Oh, um, sorry, um so Bill what's it like being one of the world's richest dudes? Man, I bet you get some crazy...
Jesus: Ahem.
Thomas: Oh, yeah... right. Uh... Jesus, is it hot in here?
Bill (to HB): You know I got my own island.

 

[JXC]

I would love to have dinner with Jesus, President Lincoln, and Babe Ruth.

 

[3074326]

Rich Rodriguez, Braylon Edwards, Charlie Weis

Not because I like them.

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

I would love to have dinner with Jesus, President Lincoln, and Babe Ruth.

it's a date

 

[Muck]

Milla Javovich, Zooey Deschanel, Angelina Jolie

All the previous answers suck

 

[3074326]

Milla Javovich, Zooey Deschanel, Angelina Jolie

All the previous answers suck

You wouldn't want to see three people you hate beat the shit out of each other?

I would.

But your answer is a good one.

 

[JXC]

Rich Rodriguez, Braylon Edwards, Charlie Weis

Not because I like them.

Having dinner with Charlie Weis wouldn't be much of a dinner for you and RR and Bray.

 

[3074326]

Having dinner with Charlie Weis wouldn't be much of a dinner for you and RR and Bray.

He can have the food, I just want to see the carnage.

 

[JXC]

He can have the food, I just want to see the carnage.

 

[3074326]

Fuck you.

I'd actually like to have dinner with JT, Martin Scorsese, and Mike Rowe. In all honesty.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Not sure JC is too in to having public dinners with groups of guys any more. Last one ended badly.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Deceased Version: George Kennan, Frank Sinatra and Winston Churchill.

Ohio State Alumni Version: Lonnie Thompson, Chester Crocker and Roy Lichtenstein

 

[CCI]

Deceased: JFK, Woody, TuPac

Living: Any member of Metallica, EDDIE George, Bill Gates

 

[Best Buckeye]

Woody,

The guy who gives out the checks from publishers clearing house,

My Dad

 

[BUCKYLE]

Deceased: Sam Kinison, Woody, and Richard Pryor.

Living: Jim Tressel, Some actress that's hot, but I don't know her name, and Bob Sagat.