THREAD of BEARD

[Diego-Bucks]

Shaved the beard last night. I hadn't shaved fully since I started dating my lady about 6 months ago. She said I look skinny and handsome all of a sudden. WTF woman.

Don't compliment me after I lose the beard.

 

[Nutriaitch]

was forced to shave mine yesterday for work.
gambled, and only trimmed it down to slightly longer than stubble.

appears to have passed the test so far.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I once grew my hair out and didn't shave for about a year but that was because where i was in Alaska at the time, that's what everyone else did. I was able to blend in better.

 

[Crump's brother]

Had my beard shaved off at the barber shop yesterday. That and a haircut-$20.

 

[BUCKYLE]

RIP



RIP



RIP

May the hair end up in the nest of a Great Condor, and the people that shaved it off end up as food for the same.

 

[Crump's brother]

If my barber could be spared, I'd appreciate it. She-that's right, she, has a skull and crossbones straight razor and knows how to use it. It is the only tool worthy of vanquishing my beard.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If my barber could be spared, I'd appreciate it. She-that's right, she, has a skull and crossbones straight razor and knows how to use it. It is the only tool worthy of vanquishing my beard.

She's a barber...or a stylist?

Skull and bones straight razor is pretty legit.

Hey, some people gotta shave. Now's the time if you're going to, I guess. This time of year is when I used to shave back before I hit puberty.

I'd say my beard is close to four inches at this point. Had to shave for my daughter a few months ago. She didn't appreciate it, so fuck it. I can't wait to drop her off in middle school one day with a four foot long prospector beard wearing overalls, no shirt or shoes and a leather hat like Hillbilly Jim.

 

[Deety]

She's a barber...or a stylist?

Skull and bones straight razor is pretty legit.

Hey, some people gotta shave. Now's the time if you're going to, I guess. This time of year is when I used to shave back before I hit puberty.

I'd say my beard is close to four inches at this point. Had to shave for my daughter a few months ago. She didn't appreciate it, so fuck it. I can't wait to drop her off in middle school one day with a four foot long prospector beard wearing overalls, no shirt or shoes and a leather hat like Hillbilly Jim.

I picture you as more of a Viking with a scarlet shield for warding off her fourth grade suitors.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I picture you as more of a Viking with a scarlet shield for warding off her fourth grade suitors.

I thought we were friends.

A helmet with wangs? Fuckin' seriously?

You've broken my heart.

 

[Tonyank]

I can't wait to drop her off in middle school one day with a four foot long prospector beard wearing overalls, no shirt or shoes and a leather hat like Hillbilly Jim.

 

[Gatorubet]

I can't wait to drop her off in middle school one day with a four foot long prospector beard wearing overalls, no shirt or shoes and a leather hat like Hillbilly Jim.

 

[Tonyank]

Budweiser ? did he hit the lotto ?

 

[Deety]

I thought we were friends.

A helmet with wangs? Fuckin' seriously?

You've broken my heart.

Oh, no, I turned evil and didn't even realize it. Apologies, sir. Hillbilly it is.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If I wasn't balding, that's what I'd look like. In fact, in all seriousness...I may be related to him going by looks alone.

My SEC doppleganger?

 

[Crump's brother]

She's a barber...or a stylist?

Skull and bones straight razor is pretty legit.

Hey, some people gotta shave. Now's the time if you're going to, I guess. This time of year is when I used to shave back before I hit puberty.

I'd say my beard is close to four inches at this point. Had to shave for my daughter a few months ago. She didn't appreciate it, so fuck it. I can't wait to drop her off in middle school one day with a four foot long prospector beard wearing overalls, no shirt or shoes and a leather hat like Hillbilly Jim.

She's an actual barber. Saw her tell a hipster once to go to a salon if he wanted his hair dyed.