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I only looked back on the last few pages, so I'm not positive that this link hasn't been posted yet, but here it is: :cool:


The Guy's Manual – Powered by Grape-Nuts
with Host, Kenny Mayne

Click on the STYLE section in VIDEOS to watch "Committed to Growing a Mustache"

("Going bald like a man" is pretty good as well)

Click on ARTICLES in the same STYLE section to read "From Soul Patch to Chinstrap: A Facial-Hair Primer" as well as "History's Mightiest Mustaches"
 
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BUCKYLE;1563724; said:
Buckeye Game Beard: Lawrence Wilson

BP Game Beard: Fungo "Fuck Bucky" Squiggly

This will be a weekly award.
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It was an honor even to be nominated. To win this award for this week, one of the few weeks I am able to post on BP.....my heart swells with pride. I have so many people to thank, I don't even know where to begin. First, I have to thank God for giving me the ability to hate with such passion. Without free will, I don't know where I'd be. Second, my father. Without the love for The Ohio State University, I don't know if I would have the strength to hold such hatred for the cheese-fuckers. All my fans (yeah, both of you), you guys are the best damn fans on the BP. Your greenies keep me going, even though everyone else has me on ignore. Kudos to you. My beard...I wouldn't be what I am without you. The power I receive from your hairy awesomeness lets me survive the seemingly eternal 7 days stretches between games. Brooks Bollinger, Darell Bevell, Jim Sorgi, Matt Schabert, Scott Tolzien.....your whiteness makes me feel like Richard Roundtree. Who? Shaft. You're damn right. They say that cat Shaft is one baaaad mother. Shut yo' mouth! Lee Evans, De'andre Levy, Jay Valai. Fuck the lot of you. A very special thanks to Bert Bielema for continuing to be the little bitch he is. Your shenanigans, neither cheeky nor fun if I may note, sustain my disdain for your football team even when you manage to do something halfway decent like beat Michigan. It's made even easier to hate you when you fuck up and let them win like last year. Also, to Bucky Katt. You little bitch, you. Die and burn, fuckface. And a great thanks to BUCKYLE for presenting me with such a major award.

Fuck Bucky and Go Bucks!
 
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Fungo Squiggly;1565266; said:
It was an honor even to be nominated. To win this award for this week, one of the few weeks I am able to post on BP.....my heart swells with pride. I have so many people to thank, I don't even know where to begin. First, I have to thank God for giving me the ability to hate with such passion. Without free will, I don't know where I'd be. Second, my father. Without the love for The Ohio State University, I don't know if I would have the strength to hold such hatred for the cheese-fuckers. All my fans (yeah, both of you), you guys are the best damn fans on the BP. Your greenies keep me going, even though everyone else has me on ignore. Kudos to you. My beard...I wouldn't be what I am without you. The power I receive from your hairy awesomeness lets me survive the seemingly eternal 7 days stretches between games. Brooks Bollinger, Darell Bevell, Jim Sorgi, Matt Schabert, Scott Tolzien.....your whiteness makes me feel like Richard Roundtree. Who? Shaft. You're damn right. They say that cat Shaft is one baaaad mother. Shut yo' mouth! Lee Evans, De'andre Levy, Jay Valai. Fuck the lot of you. A very special thanks to Bert Bielema for continuing to be the little bitch he is. Your shenanigans, neither cheeky nor fun if I may note, sustain my disdain for your football team even when you manage to do something halfway decent like beat Michigan. It's made even easier to hate you when you fuck up and let them win like last year. Also, to Bucky Katt. You little bitch, you. Die and burn, fuckface. And a great thanks to BUCKYLE for presenting me with such a major award.

Fuck Bucky and Go Bucks!
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Bucky Katt said:
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Yo, Fungo, Imma let you finish but BUCKYLE has the best BP Game Beard of all time
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I let him out for his daily exercise and the bastard breaks into my office. I've deleted the original post. :shake:
 

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jmorbitz;1573161; said:
After losing to 1-5 and unranked Purdue, I strongly considered trimming, shaving, and getting out the razor to start anew. But no. This is football season. I will grow my beard.

No weekly award for Purdue?
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You can give it. I didn't get to watch the game.
 
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No shave November is almost upon us. I've been growing my beard since August, but this month, I won't be shaving my neck. It's gonna get hairy 'round here. I hope I don't scare my neighbors.

Beard Update:

It looks...different this year. It has this Chewbacca thing going on. I can't really explain it, so I drew a pic.

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BUCKYLE;1578919; said:
No shave November is almost upon us. I've been growing my beard since August, but this month, I won't be shaving my neck. It's gonna get hairy 'round here. I hope I don't scare my neighbors.

Beard Update:

It looks...different this year. It has this Chewbacca thing going on. I can't really explain it, so I drew a pic.

beard-2.jpg
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And here I've been reading all your posts on BP, thinking you were a huge doucher, and it turns out you're not a doucher.
 
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