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This guy is my hero...

Does this mean that after you're done watching them miss the cut on TV, you resume your normal activities?

Or maybe you meant that the women would be doing that. It was a little unclear for me. :biggrin:

Just change the "me" to "myself" in his post and you will understand what he really meant! :wink2:

Actually, VanDeVelde did it again this year (blow a tournament).
he double-bogeyed the last hole to fall into a playoff, then managed to lose the playoff to a guy who made double-bogey! He makes another triple-bogey to lose a tournament!
Jack Nicklaus he ain't!
 
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actually, exemption determinations are solely the prerogative of the sponsor(s), with a few pga/usga limitations. many tournaments see those spots filled by local pros. i've worked the memorial tournament, honda classic, us open at shinnecock, and a few other small tournaments. trust me. many of those players who receive sponsors' exemptions are players you'll never, ever hear about.

while the pga is moving to make certification more stringent and university-based, it has been the case for a very long time that joe schmoe can become a pro if he can put together a couple decent rounds of golf. as you seem to know, there is much more involved, and this extra stuff is what separates the wheat from the chaff. i've met several assistant pros and head pros who could barely break 80 -- let alone 85. muirfield has a couple who, when i lived in columbus, were absolutely horrible. now, they would likely not receive a sponsor's exemption, but many decent but hardly proficient pros do receive sponsors' exemptions. you will see several very good pros receive sponsors' exemptions, for example, gore, wittenberg, and wie, but there are many, many others who couldn't hold a candle.

i have "been there, done that," too. i've met way too many pga pros who were decent single-digit handicappers but hardly any better.

Absolutely right about the talent. I am glad to see the PGA making the more stringent changes as well. It's funny you mentioned the Muirfield pros, I played there with one that we basically paid so we could play. Not sure if he was keeping score (I hope not), but my guess was 95+. Shanks, ducks, bannanas over and over again, very inconsistent. At least I can say when I have a bad round, that it only involves one of those aspects. Great course though, and put a pretty good round together...actually hit probably the best shot of my life there. I was really dissappointed that we had to play from the member's tees. It definitely took away from the experience since I prefer to play from the tips. Good point on the exemptions.
Glad I'm no longer a pro...drinking beer while playing is much more fun than having to take it so seriously.
 
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Absolutely right about the talent. I am glad to see the PGA making the more stringent changes as well. It's funny you mentioned the Muirfield pros, I played there with one that we basically paid so we could play. Not sure if he was keeping score (I hope not), but my guess was 95+. Shanks, ducks, bannanas over and over again, very inconsistent. At least I can say when I have a bad round, that it only involves one of those aspects. Great course though, and put a pretty good round together...actually hit probably the best shot of my life there. I was really dissappointed that we had to play from the member's tees. It definitely took away from the experience since I prefer to play from the tips. Good point on the exemptions.
Glad I'm no longer a pro...drinking beer while playing is much more fun than having to take it so seriously.
sounds like you played with joe. i'm nearly 95% you played with joe. kind of a small, odd-looking fellow, right? as a golfer, he is a great club repair guy (seriously, he is a go-to guy with club repair; few on the pga tour are better; pros skip the van and take the clubs to joe).
 
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i'd be surprised if there are dramatic changes made. the pga makes a ton (!) of money from dues paid by those who passed the pat but sit on their books. i swear, for every pro who is fully certified, there are at least three who never go through the full process of certification.[/quot

Same experience with the many assistants at the club I worked for.
Can't remember the name it's been about 4 years or so, but you may be right.
 
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nonsense? if jean van de velde enters the women's tournament, you better believe that much of the potshots he'll receive will be from men and not women. if he does no better than win the tourney, he will be the butt of sportscenter and sports illustrated jokes for generations and generations to come.

With a name like Jean Van De Velde, I think he has come pretty close to accomplishing this as it is.
 
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what's so funny about it? i see nothing that is inherently funny. if you think his first name is funny, it's probably because you're mispronouncing it.

Geesh Im only having some fun, lighten up! Like BuckeyeSoldier said, any chance I get to make fun of the French I need to take!!!! Plus the fact that he says he will shave his legs and wear a kilt, when Im willing to bet more then half the LPGA golfers have more leg hair then most men, is hilarious considering that I highly doubt that the LPGA has a rule in the rulebook involving skirtwearing and leg hair.
 
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If the ladies didn't want their ranks infiltrated by a guy, they should have given Annika a blanket party before the Colonial and talked her down.

She opened the gate. Now we need 15 or so men to play only the women's majors and take home all of the money every year.
 
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