The phone thing....yeah....its not as bad as some of yours, but she's very often on the phone when I get home and usually on the phone when she gets home. She's usually off the phone within 5 minutes, but still.....I don't get it. Who really wants to talk to all of these fucking people?
Also, she has this terrible thing where she jumps from topic to topic during a conversation. We'll be discussing topic A, then move onto topic B, then C, and maybe even topic D, and she will randomly interject a comment about point A. Damnit, woman! We moved on already, please try to keep up!!! Her father does the same thing. They attribute it to their Pennsylvania Dutch heritage, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.