Things I would never do....

[NFBuck]

Trust a fart after eating really hot wings again.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

again.

TMI

 

[ImFrigginFly]

Gay sex.

 

[Romanowski]

tell a fat girl she's beautiful

 

[CCI]

tell a fat girl she's beautiful

why? They are like mopeds, it's cool that ya have one, but don't want to be seen riding one.

 

[NFBuck]

Drive a PT Cruiser or a Chevy HHR.

 

[morbitzerker]

meth.

 

[JohnDorian]

tell a fat girl she's beautiful

Fat Girls need love too... BUT THEY GOTTA PAY!

 

[iambrutus]

Chevy HHR.

thats the wife's rental car while her trailblazer is being fixed, what a POS

 

[NFBuck]

thats the wife's rental car while her trailblazer is being fixed, what a POS

Also known as a "Homo Hot Rod".

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Don't worry BKB, I would never read a post of yours in this thread.

Good lookin out! :cheers:

 

[BB73]

Take sloppy seconds on one of BK's picnic tables.

Virgin wood is OK, but I have standards.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Take sloppy seconds on one of BK's picnic tables.

Virgin wood is OK, but I have standards.

"Sloppy seconds"? You've got a 6-game suspension coming your way, buster.

 

[BB73]

"Sloppy seconds"? You've got a 6-game suspension coming your way, buster.

Just my luck, I get that for some lumber thrown together, instead of Jack Bauer's daughter.

 

[souL]

Wear a banana hammock on a beach.