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Zombie Cannibal Apocalypse- CDC Weighs In, But Is ABC's Castle to Blame?

As of late Friday there were nearly 1,000 news stories about cannibals featured on Google News. Stories about zombies were also starting to catch on, mostly tied to the tragic and sad story of an attack on a homeless man in Miami that left the man faceless. Gawker weighed in on the story with a piece aptly entitled "Could People Please Stop Eating Other People's Body Parts"? Some have speculated that the cannibalism (zombieism?) is being caused by a virus, others like Forbes contributor Alice Walton have attributed it to synthetic drugs. In fact, cannibal stories have popped up not only in Miami, but other related stories with zombie/cannibal overtones have cropped up around the world including:

-A story in Maryland where a man has been charged with killing a man and eating his brain's and heart.
-A story in Canada about a porn star turned murderer and cannibal who is currently on the run from police.
-A story in Sweden where a man is alleged to have cut off his wife's lips and eaten them. And a separate story where a woman is alleged to have bitten her boyfriend's penis.
-A story in New York where a man chewed the ear off of of another man at a Staten Island restaurant.
-A story in New Jersey where a man stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police and then threw his skin and intestines at them.

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This guy is ready

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DubCoffman62;2161811; said:
This guy is ready

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The Zombie Survival Guide would give him an F. Exposed firing position. Not accurate enough--spray a lot of big rounds with few being actual head shots before running out and getting overwhelmed. And that big, wide truck is both not a true off road vehicle (jeep, range rover) as well as being a big, fat tank that would probably get bogged down in fleeing traffic. From the looks of the house, he lives in a suburb: the worst place to be due to lots of cars and few roads and no high buildings to fortify and wait for winter. Billy Bob would probably end up using that weapon on other humans in the hopes that would get them out of his way.
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2161825; said:
The Zombie Survival Guide would give him an F.
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Don't put too much stock in the ZSG, Max gives some pretty bad advice throughout the book.

We're talking about a source that advocates storing 20 gallons of gasoline in an an apartment.
 
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