The Wit and Wisdom of Annie Apple

[sparcboxbuck]

https://twitter.com/survivinamerica/status/549368855764951040

Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica)
12/28/14, 6:58 PM
Don't know what's more amusing: sports media psychoanalyzing every word Harbaugh said at presser or watching our dog dig out his buried bone

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 1m1 minute ago
If you're down south and someone calls you a "damn Yankee" but you're not a baseball fan, should you be offended? #SouthernRules4Northerners

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 47m47 minutes ago
No one has a problem with college coaches making up to $9M per year but if a kid takes $12 for autographing his own name, he's the devil.

 

[buckeyboy]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 47m47 minutes ago
No one has a problem with college coaches making up to $9M per year but if a kid takes $12 for autographing his own name, he's the devil.

She makes a good point.

 

[BayBuck]

She makes a good point.

Actually I think she understates the first part of her tweet and overstates the latter.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 1h1 hour ago
I am mom, not just to my kids but to all kids Im blessed to have in my life. That's why in my home continent we stress, "it takes a village"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Let me get this straight...someone is seriously suggesting that the university fund the travel expenses for the family of all the players? What's next, fund all the season ticket holders? Fund all alumni travel? Just be glad your son gets a free education at a great university, gets to play for one of greatest college college football programs ever, and has a chance of eventually playing in the NFL. I wonder if those who are complaining about this also travel to the regular-season away games.

Just sayin': I'm for that!!!!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 1h1 hour ago
My name is Annie Apple. I'm a black woman. I'm on a boat in the South.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Buckeye Nana ‏@rkayjay02 1h1 hour ago
"@SYRmotsag: Urban Meyer asking for NCAA and @bigtenconf to have a meeting and pay for players families to go to NCG immediately"

Jeremiah ‏@SYRmotsag 11h11 hours ago
Urban Meyer continues to plead for the @bigtenconf to allow for players families bowl trip cost be covered. Offered to pay for it himself!!!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 9h9 hours ago
Tonight I am president & CEO of #TeamNoSleep. #GoBucks

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 12h12 hours ago
If crying tears of joy burns calories, I Should be skinny by morning.. #BoBucks!!!

 

[kujirakira]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica
God created water for your thirst, not Instagram.

 

[scarletmike]

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 11m11 minutes ago
#TwasTheNightWeBeatBama when all through the South, not a creature was talking, cuz we had silenced their mouths.

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 9m9 minutes ago
#TwasTheNightWeBeatBama when their championship hopes were hung with care, the National Championship game, oh they knew they'd be there.

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 8m8 minutes ago
#TwasTheNightWeBeatBama and their children were nestled all snug in their beds, while failed visions of "Roll Tide" danced in their heads.

Pulitzer Prize material, in my IMO!

 

[jwinslow]

I must have missed this fun little detail (see the bolded part at the end)

Annie Apple ‏@SurvivinAmerica 3m3 minutes ago
@jemelehill After parents &Urban pleas, BIG decided to do NOTHING to help players families get to Dallas, while they & their fam travel FREE

 

[CentralMOBuck]

& their fam

Is that Urban's family?