The Thread Where You Can Defend Arkansas' Inherent Beauty (or not) (probably "not")

[AKAK]

Yep. Been to all 3. Assume you saw the malls and civilization then in Fayetteville and you were just trying to be cute right? Because personally I wouldn't live in the People's Republic of Madison if you paid me. C-Bus? Yeah all day but that wasn't your city of comparison. I would much rather deal with the occasional hick in Fayetteville than the steady stream of self absorbed pinko commie bastards in Madison any day.

Yes, you would. I get that.

And, to be fair... there are way too many hairy naked hippies skinny dipping in Mad-Town for me too. Yet, magically, back to my original point, perhaps... just perhaps, Ash's wife is one of said naked hairy hippies. Probably not... but, the point you're completely missing here... and I've noticed point missing is a hobby of yours... is that for some people... Arkansas may in fact NOT be the pinnacle of civilization.

Its sorta like... let's say you're a pro football player and you've been offered a contract to play for the Lions, and one to play for the Chargers, same money, same depth chart... and you think to yourself, hmmmm... this is tough. Then you go home, and your wife is sitting at the dinner table, and you say, "Hey Honey, I've got a couple options... one is a bankrupt post apocalyptic wasteland... OR... the land of Ron Burgundy." She may have an opinion on that, and the number of BJ's you get in the next 3 years may be inversely proportional to the number of abandoned properties in the Metro Area. Personally, I'm not a fan of California, so I'd think about it. On the other hand, say "Beach" to my wife, and I can tell you a strong preference is going to be voiced. Some folks don't give two shits about ivory billed woodpeckers.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I don't give a shit about any pecker. Prefixed OR suffixed with wood.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

You lost me at 3 hummers a week. I can't compute that much joy. It's all good brother.