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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
I updated again, with my two newest adults, the Empress FireCrotch, the Ninth, and The Doctorb
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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
Updated my squad with the carnival dwarf, Jilly
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
Yahoo Pickem Champ
Former Game Champion
'18 BPCFFB II Champ
'18 Keeper League Champ
My dragons:
Major Major Major Major. She is remarkable only in that she's is distinctly unremarkable.
Private Fussy Britches. She is rather finicky and is teetering right on the edge of anti-social. We can be 100% certain that when it is time for war to be waged, she will be firmly entrenched in the back of her cave, nervously nibbling on her reserves of decaying vegetable matter.
Admiral Bitchcakes. Her abrasive personality will make her slightly less popular among her comrades than Mike Hart was among his, but in aquatic-warfare, she is quite intimidating. Her mother was equally adept at wreaking havoc in the seas and was personally responsible for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on November 10, 1975. In fact, Admiral Bitchcakes' main goal in life is to hunt down Gordon Lightfoot and slaughter him for having the audacity to suggest that the tragedy was a result of natural causes. Godspeed, Gordo, for the witch of November is coming for you.
Colonel Audrey II Sanders. A vicious, nasty beast with an overwhelming taste for human blood and an equally consuming desire to kill, quarter, and fry chickens in a tasty blend of eleven ultra-top-secret spices. She was fed droplets of human blood as a young dragonlet and her appetite has grown terrifyingly as she has matured. The taste for human blood is nearly insatiable within her now and she will do anything in her power to lure victims near her nest. Approach Col. Audrey II Sanders at your own peril.
Newest additions:
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan. Once a strict disciplinarian, Hot Lips is now a much more laid-back dragon-nurse, with a propensity for the drink and a reputation for a less-than-strict moral code. Her history of relationships with the male dragons in the squadron is a running joke in the camp, but she has learned to take the ribbing in stride.
Nurse Diesel. Once a strict disciplinarian, always a strict disciplinarian. Another nurse in the squadron, Nurse Diesel is not the sympathetic, nurturing nurse that Major Houlihan is, nor is she even remotely as attractive. Some would describe describe her as a miserable bitch. She is known for withholding fruit cups from those who arrive late for appointments with her, however, if you behave well, she may let you wear her underwear.
Ensign Pavel Chekhov. Not surprisingly, the red dragon is of Russian descent. Ensign Chekhov is a mild-mannered individual with a tendency to pronounce v's like w's. He is a very good officer, with his Achilles' heel being a paralyzing fear of ear worms. On one occasion, an attack was delayed when he was tardy for the take-off due to a last minute trip to Sergei's Club to purchase his bulk supply of de-worming medicine. He got no fruit cup that evening.
Major Major Major Major. She is remarkable only in that she's is distinctly unremarkable.
Private Fussy Britches. She is rather finicky and is teetering right on the edge of anti-social. We can be 100% certain that when it is time for war to be waged, she will be firmly entrenched in the back of her cave, nervously nibbling on her reserves of decaying vegetable matter.
Admiral Bitchcakes. Her abrasive personality will make her slightly less popular among her comrades than Mike Hart was among his, but in aquatic-warfare, she is quite intimidating. Her mother was equally adept at wreaking havoc in the seas and was personally responsible for the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on November 10, 1975. In fact, Admiral Bitchcakes' main goal in life is to hunt down Gordon Lightfoot and slaughter him for having the audacity to suggest that the tragedy was a result of natural causes. Godspeed, Gordo, for the witch of November is coming for you.
Colonel Audrey II Sanders. A vicious, nasty beast with an overwhelming taste for human blood and an equally consuming desire to kill, quarter, and fry chickens in a tasty blend of eleven ultra-top-secret spices. She was fed droplets of human blood as a young dragonlet and her appetite has grown terrifyingly as she has matured. The taste for human blood is nearly insatiable within her now and she will do anything in her power to lure victims near her nest. Approach Col. Audrey II Sanders at your own peril.
Newest additions:
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan. Once a strict disciplinarian, Hot Lips is now a much more laid-back dragon-nurse, with a propensity for the drink and a reputation for a less-than-strict moral code. Her history of relationships with the male dragons in the squadron is a running joke in the camp, but she has learned to take the ribbing in stride.
Nurse Diesel. Once a strict disciplinarian, always a strict disciplinarian. Another nurse in the squadron, Nurse Diesel is not the sympathetic, nurturing nurse that Major Houlihan is, nor is she even remotely as attractive. Some would describe describe her as a miserable bitch. She is known for withholding fruit cups from those who arrive late for appointments with her, however, if you behave well, she may let you wear her underwear.
Ensign Pavel Chekhov. Not surprisingly, the red dragon is of Russian descent. Ensign Chekhov is a mild-mannered individual with a tendency to pronounce v's like w's. He is a very good officer, with his Achilles' heel being a paralyzing fear of ear worms. On one occasion, an attack was delayed when he was tardy for the take-off due to a last minute trip to Sergei's Club to purchase his bulk supply of de-worming medicine. He got no fruit cup that evening.
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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
If I could rep you twice this morning, I would, Bucky! Your biographies made me laugh out loud! Great work! Oh, and I noticed a few folks in this thread with eggies that haven't posted in the egg thread in a long time. I clicked here but you should post over there to stay at least 3 pages up! 
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
Should have some new addiditons to the Juggalo Dragon Posse soon.
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OCBucksFan
I won a math debate
The Beer Force:
Stealing Buckyles Beer
Stealing Buckyles Beer has been over worked and the conditions are getting dangerous. So she's begun to form an army of chickens to take their beer stealing from beyond Buckyle and onto other houses.
Her newest member:
Private Pabst
<-- This is actually a different chicken than the first one.
With threats on her commanders life, and a thirst that just can't be quenched, Private Pabst is on a mission. She's the second beer stealing Chicken, but she's learned fast. Grab a smoke, beer gone! Answer the phone? Beer gone, and god help you if you get up to answer the door because she's likely to take the remote too.
Corporal Coors (OCBW)
<---Yet another completely different chicken, really!
Corporal Coors will infiltrate your fridge and you will never know she was there. She is a NINJA CHICKEN BEER THIEVING COMMANDO!
Stealing Buckyles Beer
Stealing Buckyles Beer has been over worked and the conditions are getting dangerous. So she's begun to form an army of chickens to take their beer stealing from beyond Buckyle and onto other houses.
Her newest member:
Private Pabst
<-- This is actually a different chicken than the first one.With threats on her commanders life, and a thirst that just can't be quenched, Private Pabst is on a mission. She's the second beer stealing Chicken, but she's learned fast. Grab a smoke, beer gone! Answer the phone? Beer gone, and god help you if you get up to answer the door because she's likely to take the remote too.
Corporal Coors (OCBW)
<---Yet another completely different chicken, really!Corporal Coors will infiltrate your fridge and you will never know she was there. She is a NINJA CHICKEN BEER THIEVING COMMANDO!
Are you a solo chicken who's thirst drives them to aggression? can you uphold the standards set before you by the thirsty ones? If so, the "Beer force" may be for you.
All applicants should bring lots of beer, like enough for everyone to drink 15 or more.
All applicants should bring lots of beer, like enough for everyone to drink 15 or more.
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OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
OCBucksFan;1187784; said:The Beer Force:
Stealing Buckyles Beer
Stealing Buckyles Beer has been over worked and the conditions are getting dangerous. So she's begun to form an army of chickens to take their beer stealing from beyond Buckyle and onto other houses.
Her newest member:
Private Pabst
With threats on her commanders life, and a thirst that just can't be quenched, Private Pabst is on a mission. She's the second beer stealing Chicken, but she's learned fast. Grab a smoke, beer gone! Answer the phone? Beer gone, and god help you if you get up to answer the door because she's likely to take the remote too.
Are you a solo chicken who's thirst drives them to aggression? can you uphold the standards set before you by the thirsty ones? If so, the "Beer force" may be for you.
All applicants should bring lots of beer, like enough for everyone to drink 15 or more.
Corporal Coors requesting entry, sah!
<---Yet another completely different chicken, really!Corporal Coors will infiltrate your fridge and you will never know she was there. She is a NINJA CHICKEN BEER THIEVING COMMANDO!
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BrutuStrength
It's time to bring it!
Reginald Pendragon: He comes from a long line of fighters and military leaders. After serving many years as a squadron commander, he's moved into civilian life and is presently starting to establish himself in the political arena. His friends call him Reggie.
Madam Mcstreamy: She's young, fully developed, and finally legal! But the guys shouldn't expect a roll in the hay with her... she's water bound and waiting for the right fella to put some motion in her ocean. Her nickname is Duncan Hines because she's always moist.
Madam Flambe: As the name implies, alcohol is often combined with this hot little number as she cooks up trouble. This horny lass is not a good role model: she drinks, smokes, and flies while intoxicated (learned how to get away with this from airline pilots). In therapy she's admitted that life would have probably been simpler if she weren't a red-headed step child.
Orange Julius: A rather bright individual, this gent prefers to observe things before interacting with them. Despite being a bit withdrawn, he's very popular at parties because his card tricks kick ass! He also loves chick'n sandwiches.
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