The Legend of Mike Barwis

[Jake]

Ron English was also their savior at one time, but then again, he didn't keep a pet wolf or use to fight MMA.

Well, unless he unleashes the wolf onto the playing field or picks a fist fight with Jim Tressel I don't think either of those factoids will help scUM win a football game.

 

[NFBuck]

Well, unless he unleashes the wolf onto the playing field or picks a fist fight with Jim Tressel I don't think either of those factoids will help scUM win a football game.

Don't doubt him...he can hear you.

 

[souL]

Can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it? Maybe, but he cannot create a stone so heavy Mike Barwis cannot lift it.

 

[generaladm]

Can God create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it? Maybe, but he cannot create a stone so heavy Mike Barwis cannot lift it.

I didn't know Barwis was mentioned in the Torah!

 

[Jake]

I didn't know Barwis was mentioned in the Torah!

Mike Barwis WROTE the Torah.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Mike Barwis WROTE the Torah.

Mike Barwis IS the torah. Has the entire book tattooed on his butt cheeks.

 

[Gatorubet]

Mike Barwis IS the torah. Has the entire book tattooed on his butt cheeks.

Twice. One cheek in Hebrew, one in Aramaic. And Barwis can translate both of them - backward - in the mirror.

 

[souL]

Twice. One cheek in Hebrew, one in Aramaic. And Barwis can translate both of them - backward - in the mirror.

I hear when he flexes his buttocks it looks like flipping pages.

 

[Jake]

I hear when he flexes his buttocks it looks like flipping pages.

Earthquakes don't cause tsunamis, Mike Barwis causes tsunamis.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

More of scUM fans and their homo-erotic crushes on Barwis.

Scout.com: OT: Phelps & Barwis

Scout.com: Michigan Strength & Conditioning T-Shirts?

 

[NFBuck]

More of scUM fans and their homo-erotic crushes on Barwis.

Scout.com: OT: Phelps & Barwis

Wow. Just wow. Michael Phelps craps Mike Barwis.

Scout.com: Michigan Strength & Conditioning T-Shirts?

These people are borderline retarded...

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Re: Michigan Strength & Conditioning T-Shirts?

lol i would pay like, 30 dollars for one maybe more.
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[generaladm]

Wow. Just wow. Michael Phelps craps Mike Barwis.



These people are borderline retarded...

Borderline?

 

[Jake]

Ohio State grad Johnny Utah pwns Mike Barwis.

 

[Jaxbuck]

How does a Mike Barwis conditioned team, after hearing a Mike Barwis pre game speech lose to a Mountain West team? At home?

 

[Muck]

Exactly. That kind of act gets old really fast.

Are the OL on the chairs playing Euchre during his "motivational" speech?

Well, unless he unleashes the wolf onto the playing field or picks a fist fight with Jim Tressel I don't think either of those factoids will help scUM win a football game.

If it came down to a steel cage match of assistant coaches my money's on Fickell.

Luke would beat Barwis like Troy Smith in The Game.