The Guidos from NJ speak

[NFBuck]

55-21 Buckeyes

That sounds aboot right. I give Rutgers about 340 yards of offense (140 on two plays).

 

[sepia5]

In light of ped state, PLEASE stop with the anal rape references. It just isn't funny, and is in very poor taste.

Is it really rape when Rutgers voluntarily joined the conference, knowing full well this game was going to happen? Seems consensual to me.

 

[Steve19]

To me, the key will be the Buckeye secondary. They've had a week to sort things out, but how much progress has been made.

I'm guessing that it ends up about 52-23. Whatever the score, I really don't see Rutgers ever getting into the game.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

In light of ped state, PLEASE stop with the anal rape references. It just isn't funny, and is in very poor taste.

So anal rape jokes were okay before the Penn State scandal came to light? That seems rather arbitrary.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

They may take my inappropriate gifs, but they will never have my anal rape jokes.

FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!

 

[lvbuckeye]

So anal rape jokes were okay before the Penn State scandal came to light? That seems rather arbitrary.

I don't make them, and I've never deemed them to be appropriate. No one asked, actually.

 

[Palpie]

Rutgers fans are ok in my book:

Re: B1G Refs Will make OSU harder taskReply

Sigh now we sound like PSU fans. Can we not just enjoy the game for what it is?

 

[LostLassie]

I don't make them, and I've never deemed them to be appropriate. No one asked, actually.

Sorry, but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon. And it happens to be hilarious.

I can understand why lvbuckeye has an issue with the reference.

I also understand that I'm a fly on the wall of the boys' locker room. I get that. And I know what to do about it if I don't like something I see here.
Very much doubt you guys would alter your language or your humor to accommodate me.

That said...ummmm..."hilarious"? Seriously? If the five-thousandth allusion to anal rape is still something you find that funny, I gotta wonder a little what is going on with your personal psychological make-up.

 

[HorticullyBuck]

SO... RUtgers ehh?

 

[Jaxbuck]

To steal a line from George Carlin, anal rape can be funny.

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd

 

[youra6]

To steal a line from George Carlin, anal rape can be funny.

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd

You can say...
(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Elmer got the pig skin.

 

[bukIpower]

That sounds aboot right. I Rutgers about 340 yards of offense (140 on two plays).

If that happens I will lose my fucking mind... the sad part is if I had to bet on it the odds of them hitting a big play or two is extremely high. The past 3 years this has been the biggest frustration of mine because I don't even care that we lose (that will happen, you can't win them all) it's giving up plays over 30+ yards that normally result in points or end up resulting in points.

All I know is I'm done hearing about how it was a signal issue, a miscommunication, or a blown assignment. I understand you will get burnt a few times a year but a few times a week is NOT ok. Hopefully we can turn it around this game/year because we do seem more aggressive, better tackling for sure, and the talent is certainly there. We just need to do it, no more talk, JUST GET IT DONE.

 

[C-busBuck]

You can say...
(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Elmer got the pig skin.

Now that's an interesting ANALogy. Perhaps Porky Pig was actually Bobby (Ned Beatty) getting revenge!

 

[UpNorth_Buckeye]

I can understand why lvbuckeye has an issue with the reference.

I also understand that I'm a fly on the wall of the boys' locker room. I get that. And I know what to do about it if I don't like something I see here.
Very much doubt you guys would alter your language or your humor to accommodate me.

That said...ummmm..."hilarious"? Seriously? If the five-thousandth allusion to anal rape is still something you find that funny, I gotta wonder a little what is going on with your personal psychological make-up.

You seem to be a very good poster, and I pretty much agree. But just to be clear, didn't you just joke about a tornado hitting Tallahassee yesterday?

Edit: Maybe not a joke?

OMG! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!

The Weather Channel reporting a TORNADO WARNING, including the FSU campus!

Please, God...Make It So!

wtf ...I really hope this is just my coffee not having kicked in my sarcasm detector

Never mind. The alert's been cancelled. And sorry to disappoint, but not that sarcastic. I turned off ESPiN immediately after hearing they were tap dancing their way into a continuance of the hearing as mentioned above. My BS-supporting-corruption detector was red lining. So, the thought of a little cosmic justice being the only way to ever see that cesspit cleaned up, well, the thought brightened my day momentarily.

 

[woofermazing]

Apparently we eat iceberg lettuce in our salads... and we should be ashamed?

That's all I got out of that.