BUCKYLE
Washed
Not sure if anyone else has one but if you can find a yellow button with a block [letter redacted] in blue and the words "GO BLOW" underneath the [letter redacted], get one.
It draws the closet tsun fans into the light because they think you're one of them. There are few greater joys in this life than being at the bar during The Game week, everyone wearing tOSU gear, and some asshole not sporting any team clothing coming up to high five you for wearing what he believes to be tsun paraphernalia, and seeing first the confusion as you tell him to "look again", completely ignoring his still raised high five hand, then smiling as his confusion fades to terror as he reads it, slowly, cause, ya know, tsun fan, and realizes his attempt to remain in hiding are gone with the wind and he's now exposed and surrounded by Buckeyes.
It draws the closet tsun fans into the light because they think you're one of them. There are few greater joys in this life than being at the bar during The Game week, everyone wearing tOSU gear, and some asshole not sporting any team clothing coming up to high five you for wearing what he believes to be tsun paraphernalia, and seeing first the confusion as you tell him to "look again", completely ignoring his still raised high five hand, then smiling as his confusion fades to terror as he reads it, slowly, cause, ya know, tsun fan, and realizes his attempt to remain in hiding are gone with the wind and he's now exposed and surrounded by Buckeyes.
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