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Game Thread THE GAME, 11/26/16, 12pm ET, ABC

So the prototypical *man was behind me and one to my right the whole day. Some highlights of conversational topics he shared with the guy next to me who was a visitor from Minnesota and supposedly neutral (he was rooting for tsun but trying to be coy about it). This is a late 20's/early 30's bearded little hipster fuck who screamed in a high pitched bitch voice when they had a big play (right in my fucking ear). Stop me if you may have heard some of these before;
  • how much prettier the states up there (tsun, Minny, Wisconsin) are than Ohio
  • John Phillip Susa said their fight song is the greatest piece of music ever written
  • You wouldn't have the sound piped in/hype video's on the big screen up there, not how they do things
  • after a smattering of boo's at one of the offensive low points he said of course that would never happen up north
  • everytime peppers was back to receive a kick he had some gay ass little saying i could never figure out but he was slurping big time
  • 1997
I can't tell you how satisfying it was to turn around when it was over, thank him for coming and wish him a safe trip back to AA as I ran down on the field. He was crushed (not by my taunt but from the outcome). Completely unable to speak. Frozen look of horror and disbelief. The chance to sprinkle even a little salt on that wound was one of the many memories I will take away from The Game '16 and hopefully never forget.

You are a better person than me. I AM THAT GUY to scUM fans in the Shoe. I usually start an 'ass-hole. ass-hole' chant if one sits near me (granted, I've only been to 3 scUM games 1990, 1992, 2010...on Lane for many others) or usually find myself telling one to shut the fuck up and sit down.
I am a saint and ambassador for every other fan base.
Fuck *ichigan. I hate them with a burning passion. So help me, Woody, I do.
 
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I have to say that you guys letting SCum get the lead and feel confident to only crush their black hearts was pure brilliance. And I thought beating them last year with a blocked punt on the last play of the game was a bad as you could hurt the DFBIA (who do I pay for using this....brilliance). Honestly, I did not think I could see the DFBIA being more broken over a loss then that punt return but the OT beating they took over the weekend from your squad was even more brutal. Lets face it, while I hate that team with the intensity of a million suns they only really really really hate you guys. So the pleasure of beating them is immense for our fan base it does not nearly hurt the DFBIA as much as losing to you guys. Plus the fact that it keeps them out of the NC game is nothing but icing on the cake. Beating them is its own special pleasure.
 
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I have to say that you guys letting SCum get the lead and feel confident to only crush their black hearts was pure brilliance. And I thought beating them last year with a blocked punt on the last play of the game was a bad as you could hurt the DFBIA (who do I pay for using this....brilliance). Honestly, I did not think I could see the DFBIA being more broken over a loss then that punt return but the OT beating they took over the weekend from your squad was even more brutal. Lets face it, while I hate that team with the intensity of a million suns they only really really really hate you guys. So the pleasure of beating them is immense for our fan base it does not nearly hurt the DFBIA as much as losing to you guys. Plus the fact that it keeps them out of the NC game is nothing but icing on the cake. Beating them is its own special pleasure.
I did have one Michigan fan tell me this was worse than MSU last year. I didn't think that would ever be possible.
 
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I have to say that you guys letting SCum get the lead and feel confident to only crush their black hearts was pure brilliance. And I thought beating them last year with a blocked punt on the last play of the game was a bad as you could hurt the DFBIA (who do I pay for using this....brilliance). Honestly, I did not think I could see the DFBIA being more broken over a loss then that punt return but the OT beating they took over the weekend from your squad was even more brutal. Lets face it, while I hate that team with the intensity of a million suns they only really really really hate you guys. So the pleasure of beating them is immense for our fan base it does not nearly hurt the DFBIA as much as losing to you guys. Plus the fact that it keeps them out of the NC game is nothing but icing on the cake. Beating them is its own special pleasure.

DFBIA is open source and free for the whole world to use.

We will never charge money for tools that aide in the advancement of the culture of tsun hate.

You may also be interested in GBYBMYMSOB (god bless you bill martin you magnificent son of a bitch). It has it's own thread you may find fun.

Fuck *ichigan
 
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I have no regrets with saying that was one of the best days of my life. My voice is still wrecked and my heart is still pumping in overdrive. I feel like we shattered their collective soul on Saturday and walked off in the sunset with their beating heart in our hand.

The city was beaming and more beautiful than I'd ever witnessed after the game. The next day the sun was blindingly bright, as if to say the witch is dead.

What a glorious time to be a Buckeye, ladies and gentlemen!
 
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I feel like we shattered their collective soul on Saturday and walked off in the sunset with their beating heart in our hand.

I think it's important to note that they feel like their still beating heart was grabbed and ripped out via their ass.

A run of the mill chest extraction doesn't do this one justice.

#DirectPunchToSoulDong
 
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McSorely is the next and latest McMoxie - except with real moxie. Guy has shown an uncanny ability to make plays with his feet and move the chains. He is going to give a lot of teams fits while he is there.
In terms of a purely passing QB I'd say McSorely, Hornibrook and Speight outperformed JT this year. I am still trying to figure out what has happened to him since 2014.
 
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