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The former Presidents for usernames.

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John Wilkes Booth said:
You shut your face, bitch, lest I pop a cap in your treasonous ass...
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:slappy: You calling me treasonous is like Jenna Jameson calling me out for not being a virgin. And as far as you shooting me goes, you'd likely break a leg trying to get within 2 miles of me...by which time I will have shredded you to the point that Chet can smoke you in his "friend's" pipe. Why don't you run off like the little girl you are and get another unsuspecting MD the death penalty. Fuckstick.
 
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Monica Lewinski said:
Bitch, there's a reason they named a bakery after you. You handing out your "pie" to any schmuck in a powdered wig is legendary. Chet tells me you burn more rubber in a single day than the NHRA does in an entire weekend.
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Listen you little tart........My wild days in college have served me well.
The royalties I receive from the company for the use of my name, and the "donations" from my various suitors (Chet included) have left me in a posistion of extreme wealth.
What you got Bitch? A man sauce covered dress and a bunch of old rusty

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We've had some very cool Presidents:

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Monica Lewinski said:
I've got an ass you can pop...
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Dolly Madison said:
I'm surprised you have any ass left the way you dish it out skank!
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Monica Lewinski said:
Bitch, there's a reason they named a bakery after you. You handing out your "pie" to any schmuck in a powdered wig is legendary. Chet tells me you burn more rubber in a single day than the NHRA does in an entire weekend.
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Dolly Madison said:
Listen you little tart........My wild days in college have served me well.
The royalties I receive from the company for the use of my name, and the "donations" from my various suitors (Chet included) have left me in a position of extreme wealth.
What you got Bitch? A man sauce covered dress and a bunch of old rusty
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Perhaps my support of the women's suffrage movement was a regrettable decision.
 
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