The former Presidents for usernames.

[Jake]

 

[George W. Bush]

It’s almost the off-season. Where da hoes at?

 

[Dolly Madison]

It’s almost the off-season. Where da hoes at?

If you're looking for that little Lewinsky skank, she's trying to look all respectable and shit now.
I can't help you because I'm a little busy with @Teddy Roosevelt over in the other thread.
That man certainly knows how to ride a horse if you know what I mean!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Hey @George W. Bush me and the Doll got some unfinished business if you know what I mean.

I thought you were busy looking for something anyway…..

 

[Monica Lewinski]

If you're looking for that little Lewinsky skank, she's trying to look all respectable and shit now.
I can't help you because I'm a little busy with @Teddy Roosevelt over in the other thread.
That man certainly knows how to ride a horse if you know what I mean!

Bitch, I will cut you.

 

[Albert Gore Jr]

It’s almost the off-season. Where da hoes at?

Hanging with all the Chads, you pathetic piece of incel garbage.

Also.

 

[Dolly Madison]

Bitch, I will cut you.

Just try it whore! I got the entire Continental Army with me, all you got is a bunch of soggy cigars.

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Just try it whore! I got the entire Continental Army with me, all you got is a bunch of soggy cigars.

I think a cum guzzling contest would settle this... if not for your "Quaker sensibilities" Ya fuckin tease.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Bitch, I will cut you.

Your pardon is written and signed on my desk, so do to her as you will. @Dolly Madison thinks her 250 year old snatch is as sweet as those pies and cupcakes that bear her name, and deserving of her comeuppance.

 

[Dolly Madison]

Your pardon is written and signed on my desk, so do to her as you will. @Dolly Madison thinks her 250 year old snatch is as sweet as those pies and cupcakes that bear her name, and deserving of her comeuppance.

Too bad you'll never find out ,Huh Cal? And do you REALLY want to go cooter diving in the same place as Slick Willie?
By the way, aren't you late for your Incels Anonymous meeting?

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Too bad you'll never find out ,Huh Cal? And do you REALLY want to go cooter diving in the same place as Slick Willie?

Coming from a slag who did the entire Continental Army, this can't possibly be a serious question.

Besides, Ms. Lewinski could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Dear Gracie does not possess such skills.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I am hung like Roosevelt's horse. Just sayin.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

I am hung like Roosevelt's horse. Just sayin.

I actually believe that about you GW. Great farewell speech also, btw.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I actually believe that about you GW. Great farewell speech also, btw.

You should know bukkake boy. You and your buddy Desmond can come back any time.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Congratulations to one of our own, @Ulysses S Grant, on receiving the rare promotion to general of the armies of the United States.

Ulysses S. Grant gets a promotion in 2023 Defense Bill:

Ulysses S. Grant, the Union commander who led the defeat of the Confederacy, only to be later derided because of scandals during his presidency, is set for a posthumous appointment to general of the armies of the United States in the 2023 National Defense Authorization Act.