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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Dred Scott;1660248; said:
That's cause motherfuckers some old queer behind them and balls when they bitch bent over. You're just lucky didn't have his when you pulled on him. That hell of a laid on you. I've never seen man cry that fuck your mother.
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I swear, old boy, I can never understand a thing you say. It's as if only 3/5-ths of what you write appears when I read it.
 
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Dred Scott;1660248; said:
That's cause [censored]s don't want some old queer sneaking up behind them and tickling their balls when they got a bitch bent over a desk. You're just lucky Andy Jack didn't have his walkin stick when you pulled that [censored] on him. That was a hell of a shiner he laid on you, though. I've never seen a grown man cry that much. Go [censored] your mother.
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Damn, that shit is whack.

Calvin Coolidge;1660258; said:
I've been silent for a century and I'll be silent no more. Listening to twits who are enamored with the sound of their own voices is too much to bear in silence.

As for farm animals, Chet, they have far more to fear of ending up on your endless stream of dinner plates, you fat bastard. Maybe you and Tilden can go rub one out together in the hot tub?
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Aint no shame in a tasty meal, Cal. 'Specially when you've been smokin up blunt after blunt. Dred, you outdid youself this time.

Got-DAMN is this some good fuckin herb.
 
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James Buchanan;1660305; said:
For god's sake! I'm not gay! I swear! I never got married because I was pulling in so much shag and didn't want a scandal.
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Hate to be the one to break it to you, funboy, but those "skirts" you and Dewey are always bragging about picking up at the "Rainbow Lounge" keep their bloomers on for a reason.

James Buchanan;1660312; said:
I swear, old boy, I can never understand a thing you say. It's as if only 3/5-ths of what you write appears when I read it.
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I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.

Chester Arthur;1660322; said:
Dred, you outdid youself this time. Got-DAMN is this some good fuckin herb.
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Yo, I'll be back soon with some real shit. All this snow holdin me up!

Speakin of snow, don't let W dip into my shit! Whenever I'm trying to unload some, he's like, "I don't need any, my daddy's got connections." Then every party, he comes with the "I forgot mine, just let me take the bag in the bathroom for a sec" line. Fuck that!

Chester Arthur;1660323; said:
Don't ----- ---- Dred. He's ---- ----, bitch. ---- -----.
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Mad Libs, bitches!
 
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