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The former Presidents for usernames.

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James Buchanan;1497860; said:
What's that? I only got three-fifths of that.
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Dred Scott;1497901; said:
Yeah, you ain't just whistlin Dixie.....Cracker-ass-mother...
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Dred. Do that impersonation you did last night...Nat Turner asking Buchanan why he never had a wife! "Cracka - Before I cuts ya.....why is you a faggot??"

I swear, I laughed so hard Port came out my nose.
 
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James Monroe;1497956; said:
Dred. Do that impersonation you did last night...Nat Turner asking Buchanan why he never had a wife! "Cracka - Before I cuts ya.....why is you a faggot??"

I swear, I laughed so hard Port came out my nose.
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Yeah, ol' Nat was a hoot! Way ahead of his time. Half of Samuel L. Jackson's lines in Pulp Fiction came directly from Nat. I remember when the judge told Nat he was being sentenced to death by hanging, Nat just rolled his eyes and was like, "You mean to tell me it's the same sentence for killing four dozen crackas as it is for lookin at a white lady? You betta keep that under your hat, else brothers gonna start puttin two and two together!". Oh, man! That [censored] was funny!

Speaking of the party, who was that fine sista Tommy J had his arm around? I was tryin to get in there an work the whole "there's a Supreme Court ruling named after me" angle, but Tommy was all over it like he owned her! S'alright, I was talking up Abby while they were checking out the stables. I think she's wanting to turn to the dark side, too; if you catch my drift. She seems like she could be a real freak, if you got enough wine and hemp in her. I'll shoot you a pigeon if I can set somethin up. Peace.
 
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James Monroe;1497956; said:
Dred. Do that impersonation you did last night...Nat Turner asking Buchanan why he never had a wife! "Cracka - Before I cuts ya.....why is you a faggot??"

I swear, I laughed so hard Port came out my nose.
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I'll have you know I was once engaged to this fine piece of ass:

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Filthy rich, smokin' hot, and she even let "Old Buck" go hunting in the back acreage. I am most definitely not gay!
 
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Thomas E. Dewey;1660183; said:
Thanks Mike. It's nice to be recognized by our countrymen on this, the most excellent of holidays!
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Albert Gore said:
Indeed it is, even if it does come from one of those climate change haters.
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:shake:

Chester Arthur;1660188; said:
[censored] you, Dewey. One headline does not a Presidency make.

Anyone else think Dudley Moore was a goddamned genius?
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Dudley Moore < Roger Moore.

How's life in the clean world, Chet?
 
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John Q. Adams;1660190; said:
Dudley Moore < Roger Moore.

How's life in the clean world, Chet?
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Roger Moore may have been a smooth playa as 007, but Duds was one great motherfuckin drunk...... and he fucked Bo Derek.

Anyway, life in the clean world is spectabulous. Who knew that a daily bathing regime would lead to so much tail? You should try it, you old goat.
 
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Chester Arthur;1660188; said:
[censored] you, Dewey. One headline does not a Presidency make.

Anyone else think Dudley Moore was a goddamned genius?
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John Q. Adams;1660190; said:
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Dudley Moore < Roger Moore.

How's life in the clean world, Chet?
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So.. I suppose it's to the kids table again for Al and I during the President's Day feast and orgy, eh?

That's OK, I guess... but... I refuse to be the guy responsible for mopping up in the morning.

Albert Gore said:
Indeed it is, even if it does come from one of those climate change haters.
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:cheers:

(you'd better grab a mop, Beardo)
 
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