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The Flat Earth Society

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Taosman;1489551; said:
Would FES people include luddites? You know. Those OSU fans who still want to use the tackling machine?
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What in the fuck is a tackling machine?

You could fuck up a free lunch.
 
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This was a favorite of mine, although the conspiracy theories and the debate over the "ice wall" are also hilarious

Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, rotate at a height of 3000 miles above sea level. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light" and the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only illuminate certain places. This explains why there are nights and days on Earth.

The stars are at a height of 3100 miles above sea level, which is as far as from San Francisco to Boston.
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ulukinatme;1490490; said:
This was a favorite of mine, although the conspiracy theories and the debate over the "ice wall" are also hilariousQ:
"What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, rotate at a height of 3000 miles above sea level. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light" and the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only illuminate certain places. This explains why there are nights and days on Earth.

The stars are at a height of 3100 miles above sea level, which is as far as from San Francisco to Boston.
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Not sure why people are so down on the idea of the Earth being flat. I mean, the moon is made out of cheese, so why is it so hard to believe the Earth is flat? And possibly made out of cheese too?

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