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The $978.67 mistake

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craigblitz

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After a good day of stalking babes at Barnes and Noble and making a great dinner, the Mrs. looked up and asked does this sweater make me look "frumpy". My immediate response was I am not sure what "frumpy" is but you look great. Thinking I dodged a bullet I returned to my dinner. Of course she continued, she means I think my clothes make me look older then I am. Again, the only defense I know is to play stupid... I said no sweetie you look great in your clothes... Again I felt I did a good job of answering the question. However, the wife immediately gets up and says your not getting off that easy. Goes to the bedroom and brings out like 50 million tops and quizzes me on what I really like.... Fellow Members... I failed and failed miserably. I swear I can never play poker with her, reads me like a freaking open book.

She immediately goes off to the mall... 3 hours later she comes home and request my assistance to bring in bags.. At that point I know the damage was not going to be pretty.....

All told 978.67 was spent because I could not lie good enough.. I feel ashamed. To add salt to the wound she has set up a shopping trip with her girlfriend in Dayton next weekend... I am sure that won't be pretty.

So my question is, what defense mechanisms do you guys use... the playing dumb always worked in the past.. but at last it has lost its magic. Ladies, please give insight on how the hell I can avoid this happening again!!!
 
craigblitz;815913; said:
After a good day of stalking babes at Barnes and Noble and making a great dinner, the Mrs. looked up and asked does this sweater make me look "frumpy". My immediate response was I am not sure what "frumpy" is but you look great. Thinking I dodged a bullet I returned to my dinner. Of course she continued, she means I think my clothes make me look older then I am. Again, the only defense I know is to play stupid... I said no sweetie you look great in your clothes... Again I felt I did a good job of answering the question. However, the wife immediately gets up and says your not getting off that easy. Goes to the bedroom and brings out like 50 million tops and quizzes me on what I really like.... Fellow Members... I failed and failed miserably. I swear I can never play poker with her, reads me like a freaking open book.

She immediately goes off to the mall... 3 hours later she comes home and request my assistance to bring in bags.. At that point I know the damage was not going to be pretty.....

All told 978.67 was spent because I could not lie good enough.. I feel ashamed. To add salt to the wound she has set up a shopping trip with her girlfriend in Dayton next weekend... I am sure that won't be pretty.

So my question is, what defense mechanisms do you guys use... the playing dumb always worked in the past.. but at last it has lost its magic. Ladies, please give insight on how the hell I can avoid this happening again!!!
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Your next purchase should be a Glock and a hollow point bullet.
 
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I'm sure you lied just fine. It merely sounds like she is, in some way or another, trying to justify the shopping itch she had going on... What better excuse to use than "you failed" to warrant a spending spree...
 
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BuckeyeRyn;815923; said:
I'm sure you lied just fine. It merely sounds like she is, in some way or another, trying to justify the shopping itch she had going on... What better excuse to use than "you failed" to warrant a spending spree...
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Now that's scary...glad I'm not on the hook yet.
 
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BuckeyeRyn;815923; said:
I'm sure you lied just fine. It merely sounds like she is, in some way or another, trying to justify the shopping itch she had going on... What better excuse to use than "you failed" to warrant a spending spree...
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bingo!

Thump;815930; said:
Slut better be ready to have her asshole ravaged for the next month as payback for you allowing her to spend so much.

Whore
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the thump card, does it give you cash back on your purchases you ask? oh it gives you something in the back all right.
 
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IronBuckI;815927; said:
Women...Can't live with'em...Can't kill'em.
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Yes you can

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craigblitz;815913; said:
So my question is, what defense mechanisms do you guys use... the playing dumb always worked in the past.. but at last it has lost its magic. Ladies, please give insight on how the hell I can avoid this happening again!!!
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I'd suggest acting like a man, let her know who is in charge, and quit whining. If your wife/girlfriend subjects you to that kind of crap and blows money on clothes in that manner, it's b/c you've enabled her up to this point. You have no one to blame but yourself for your predicament.
 
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