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Game Thread That Team Up North @ Ohio State - 11/24/18, The '62' Game, Revenge Revoked

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Not a fucking chance. The Game is not yet over. TSUN is making a big comeback.

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This disgusting task that I must do is now discharged.
 
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Drubuck said:
This feels so fucking good!!!! Baby boy is 2 days old and starts life unbeated in spectacular fashion in The Game!!
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I have two boys. One 16 and one 14. They have seen one lost to TSUN and very few losses otherwise in their lives. There's a part of of me that is a bit jealous and another part that is is a bit concerned that their reality should be life's expectation.

I'll get over it.
 
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Enjoy!

I’m so tired. I’m tired of going into every Michigan-Ohio State game thread in the first two drives and seeing the same god damn thing.

“What is going on here?!?!?”

“Can Michigan actually win it this time?”

“Good team”

“Michigan is so spooky.”

“This is the year they pull it out just wait!”

“Michigan might actually be good.”

“Their defense is #1!!!!!111”

Guess the fuckety fucking fuck what. No they fucking don’t. They don’t got it. This is UM. There is no happiness here. We will not pull it out. We will leave it in there and the next thing you know you’re 33 years old with six kids, living in a single wide with a plywood bathroom door because you kicked it down during last year's Ohio State game and you were drunk in Detroit, married to a semi-retired hooker from Royal Oak, and a beer belly the size of a KEG OF KEYSTONE LIGHT BECAUSE YOUR DAD NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE OL COITUS INTERRUPTUS.

And dont bring your chaos gods bullshit up in here. CHAOS ISNT LOSING TO OHIO FUCKING STATE SEVEN STRAIGHT TIMES. Your chaos gods have forsaken you. Losing in heartbreaking and brand new fashion every time is your new god.

Ya wanna know what it’s like being an UM football fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she has two kids with 59 year old JT BARRETT.

IT TOOK OUR HIRING OF THE “GOAT” DON “MASTERMIND” BROWN TO EVEN MAKE THIS GAME COMPETITIVE.

don’t tell me it’ll get better. don’t tell me how to feel my feelings. I don’t want to hear “but overtime scary boooooooo!” From OSU. And I don’t want to hear fucking a fucking thing from MSU. Fuck you. You broke your streak. I don’t want to hear about how I just have to wait. I DID MY WAITING.

One day I’ll die and the misery of being an UM fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll get 27 yards from the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear sweet, innocent Don Fischer sigh and say, “Touchdown Dwayne Haskins.” The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark. Just then, a bright light shows up and Jesus appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “O-H” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and red room with my eyes taped open to watch this fucking game on repeat for the rest of eternity.
 
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