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Game Thread That Team Up North @ Ohio State - 11/24/18, The '62' Game, Revenge Revoked




You'd think, of all people, harbrau would "get it." I stand by my CTE claims.

I think it's just aspergers.... when I watch old docus, like the one about the tied game where the ADs voted to send us to the Rose Bowl ... his dad is just as goofy.
Maybe John got his maternal grandpappy's chromosome?
 
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Enjoy!

I’m so tired. I’m tired of going into every Michigan-Ohio State game thread in the first two drives and seeing the same god damn thing.

“What is going on here?!?!?”

“Can Michigan actually win it this time?”

“Good team”

“Michigan is so spooky.”

“This is the year they pull it out just wait!”

“Michigan might actually be good.”

“Their defense is #1!!!!!111”

Guess the fuckety fucking fuck what. No they fucking don’t. They don’t got it. This is UM. There is no happiness here. We will not pull it out. We will leave it in there and the next thing you know you’re 33 years old with six kids, living in a single wide with a plywood bathroom door because you kicked it down during last year's Ohio State game and you were drunk in Detroit, married to a semi-retired hooker from Royal Oak, and a beer belly the size of a KEG OF KEYSTONE LIGHT BECAUSE YOUR DAD NEVER TAUGHT YOU THE OL COITUS INTERRUPTUS.

And dont bring your chaos gods bullshit up in here. CHAOS ISNT LOSING TO OHIO FUCKING STATE SEVEN STRAIGHT TIMES. Your chaos gods have forsaken you. Losing in heartbreaking and brand new fashion every time is your new god.

Ya wanna know what it’s like being an UM football fan? It’s like getting ready to have sex with a girl and she slips your dick out of your pants, starts to blow you, then yanks the zipper up on your pants as hard as she can. And then says she has two kids with 59 year old JT BARRETT.

IT TOOK OUR HIRING OF THE “GOAT” DON “MASTERMIND” BROWN TO EVEN MAKE THIS GAME COMPETITIVE.

don’t tell me it’ll get better. don’t tell me how to feel my feelings. I don’t want to hear “but overtime scary boooooooo!” From OSU. And I don’t want to hear fucking a fucking thing from MSU. Fuck you. You broke your streak. I don’t want to hear about how I just have to wait. I DID MY WAITING.

One day I’ll die and the misery of being an UM fan will be over. I’ll be walking to take my place in heaven, I’ll get 27 yards from the pearly gates, full of bliss and happiness with all my suffering over, there will be sweet calming music, and then all of a sudden from out of nowhere I’ll hear sweet, innocent Don Fischer sigh and say, “Touchdown Dwayne Haskins.” The music stops, dread fills my stomach, everything turns dark. Just then, a bright light shows up and Jesus appears. I feel the warmth again, everything will be alright. He leans forward as if to tell me something wonderful and whispers almost inaudibly, “O-H” then kicks me right in the dick and shoves me off the edge to fall into a silver and red room with my eyes taped open to watch this fucking game on repeat for the rest of eternity.
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Amazing, is really the only word that can be used to describe what happended at The Shoe today, from start to finish it was a recital of amazing football in every phase of the game, to honor all of the great people throughout history that have and continue to fight for the good guys. With all the circumstances involved and the outcome achieved I think that we've sent a message to that team up north, one so meaningful that every time they see the Scarlet and Gray in years to come, they'll start feeling their legs go weak and their pants a little heavier and in shades of brown, as they should.

See you next year.
O-H.
 
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