Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[pnuts34]

 

[colobuck79]

You just hate to see this.

 

[Thump]

Is this bad?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

You just hate to see this.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Gonna whoop that ass and then hear the lamentations of their women!

 

[pnuts34]

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Sounds like they were mentally soft, so that checks out

 

[colobuck79]

Remember when Herbie was too tired to rank the teams? It’s like that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I watched the VY documentary on Netflix this weekend. I am not a pop psychology major but for some reason words like "narcissist" and "professional victim" kept popping in my head.

I know he needed the money but when Netflix spends and hour and a half trying to make you a sympathetic figure and all it gets across is how winning a football game 20 years ago is the absolute pinnacle of your life, well then you are truly something special.

Making his eulogy for Steve McNair about Vince Young, live with a mic in his hand at the funeral, was an especially nice touch.

Spoiler

what he learned in rehab was the redemption arc (or as close as they could come to one)

 

[colobuck79]

I watched the VY documentary on Netflix this weekend. I am not a pop psychology major but for some reason words like "narcissist" and "professional victim" kept popping in my head.

I know he needed the money but when Netflix spends and hour and a half trying to make you a sympathetic figure and all it gets across is how winning a football game 20 years ago is the absolute pinnacle of your life, well then you are truly something special.

Making his eulogy for Steve McNair about Vince Young, live with a mic in his hand at the funeral, was an especially nice touch.

Spoiler

what he learned in rehab was the redemption arc (or as close as they could come to one)

I’m impressed that you could actually sit through that.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I’m impressed that you could actually sit through that.

It was rough.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Remember when, in order to keep him eligible, tejas created a special "major" for Radio that no other student was allowed to take? Good times down in Austin.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Remember when, in order to keep him eligible, tejas created a special "major" for Radio that no other student was allowed to take? Good times down in Austin.

They mentioned his high school 3.5GPA

and showed Matthew Mcfuckawhatahey a million times.

 

[colobuck79]

Remember when, in order to keep him eligible, tejas created a special "major" for Radio that no other student was allowed to take? Good times down in Austin.

There were no written assignments for that major. Or oral assignments. Or tests. Or classes.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There were no written assignments for that major. Or oral assignments. Or tests. Or classes.

and he got a B