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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

Oh that is just so sad on so many levels.
You dont sound like a man who once used to routinely kick the shit out of your little sister in games of your choosing back in the 1970s. But, I'll be damned if I didnt gloat a little bit after stiff arming mine into an end table as I dove for the endzone (the couch) sure it sounded like "shhh. Youre ok. Don't tell mom" but she got the message, I can assure you.
 
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You dont sound like a man who once used to routinely kick the shit out of your little sister in games of your choosing back in the 1970s. But, I'll be damned if I didnt gloat a little bit after stiff arming mine into an end table as I dove for the endzone (the couch) sure it sounded like "shhh. Youre ok. Don't tell mom" but she got the message, I can assure you.
Was your mom a great high school athlete by any chance?
 
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