Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[AuTX Buckeye]

So, when the world is in lockdown again in February waiting for a vaccine for the Longhorn Flu, this shit won't seem as funny.

legit thought the first tweet was referring to the CDC in Atlanta not Chris Del Conte tejas AD

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Pole Assassin

This guy has always struck me as a pole assassin.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Pole Assassin

OK, cool. Bite ‘em.

 

[Trevi]

This guy has always struck me as an a-hole assassin.

Fixed it.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Have you tuned into the new reality show Pole Wars from Pole Assassin? Not sure if the monkey makes an appearance.

 

[3074326]

Ah yes, the reliable and consistent Naked Dreams Entertainment.

Pretty glad I clicked on this thread, because what in the fuck?

 

[Mike80]

This guy has always struck me as a pole assassin.

That would be pole smoker....

 

[colobuck79]

Might have something to do with that 7 figure contract in his pocket.

Might have something to do with a 10 inch something in his pocket.

 

[buchtelgrad04]

Might have something to do with that 7 figure contract in his pocket.

Nah. I get that lol. He’s exactly the guy a chick named Pole Assassin would want.

I’m just shocked he went for it. LMAO.

 

[buchtelgrad04]

Also, saw some of her pics and videos… not impressed.

 

[BigWoof31]

This ain’t the guy I would’ve assumed to be dating anybody named “Pole Assassin.”

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That’s exactly the kind of dude to date Pole Assassin. She can spot a mark from a mile away

 

[Honor&Glory]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

That’s exactly the kind of dude to date Pole Assassin. She can spot a mark from a mile away

And Bert was already taken. That being said, Bert's is genuinely hot, and he didn't abandon his family to chase it. So, point Bert.

 

[Thump]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Bill Lucas]