Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[BigWoof31]

 

[BigWoof31]

sorry for sleeping on the job folks.. shoulda been out in front of this as your local Buckeye in Austin

No one can ever anticipate the deluge of chimp attack content

 

[JCOSU86]

I'm not expert, nor am I a Texas fan or follower. But, and I'm going out on a limb here, so forgive me, but not back?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I don't feels sorry for the kid. There are rules: don't touch and go home and jerk off.

 

[Mike80]

So a stripper named Pole Assassin or Spontaneous Bootay or whatever her name is has a pet monkey and is also dating some special teams coach at Texas (who isn't back!!!) and that monkey bit a kid? And it's national news?!

God I love the internet!!

 

[BigWoof31]

Welcome to the SEC

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Buckeye86]

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

This is the content CFB needs right now.

Hook'em!

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

So a stripper named Pole Assassin or Spontaneous Bootay or whatever her name is has a pet monkey and is also dating some special teams coach at Texas (who isn't back!!!) and that monkey bit a kid? And it's national news?!

God I love the internet!!

left out .. this guy left his wife and kids for said stripper

 

[buchtelgrad04]

This ain’t the guy I would’ve assumed to be dating anybody named “Pole Assassin.”

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

This ain’t the guy I would’ve assumed to be dating anybody named “Pole Assassin.”

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Might have something to do with that 7 figure contract in his pocket.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

left out .. this guy left his wife and kids for said stripper

CORE VALUES!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

So, when the world is in lockdown again in February waiting for a vaccine for the Longhorn Flu, this shit won't seem as funny.

 

[NFBuck]

Pole Assassin