Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[Hetuck]

Lol. Bevo's gold cowboy hat is gone. The brown paper bag is back.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Punt - 3 plays, 1 yard
Punt - 7 plays, 22 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 4 yards
Interception - 11 plays, 47 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 6 yards
Halftime - 1 play, 18 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 2 yards
Punt - 4 plays, 17 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 2 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 2 yards
Punt - 3 plays, 6 yards
End of game. - 10 plays, 77 yards

LOL

 

[Mike80]

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/sh...t-currently-describes-Texas-Longhorn-Football

At least they're taking the Iowa State loss well

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

They suck so bad that they're getting shut out in the BXII. Hell, I thought each team started out with 21 points on the board in that joke league.

I guess the Longhorns' total domination of college football will need to be pushed back a year.

 

[DiamondBuck]

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/sh...t-currently-describes-Texas-Longhorn-Football

At least they're taking the Iowa State loss well

I posted this in the Shaggy thread quite a while ago, and like the Thujone's Richt checking disappoint off the honey do list, it is as valid as the day it was posted on the Shag.

 

[Jagdaddy]

What's sad is that most of them aren't even really melting down. They're just kind of resigned.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Can't find a new OC. Cumbie from TCU turned down $1M + with a 3 year deal (no word on the guarantees), now Some dude name Gilbert the OC from Tulsa turned down a 3 year deal. Charlie shoulda just taken the Miami job because he's fucked and going to be fired next year...

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Can't find a new OC. Cumbie from TCU turned down $1M + with a 3 year deal (no word on the guarantees), now Some dude name Gilbert the OC from Tulsa turned down a 3 year deal. Charlie shoulda just taken the Miami job because he's fucked and going to be fired next year...

Has Beck's phone rang?

 

[Abenaki]

Has Beck's phone rang?

Damn, beat me to it. #Beck4Texas

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can't find a new OC. Cumbie from TCU turned down $1M + with a 3 year deal (no word on the guarantees), now Some dude name Gilbert the OC from Tulsa turned down a 3 year deal. Charlie shoulda just taken the Miami job because he's fucked and going to be fired next year...

With the buyout, he's going to be making $20M for three years of coaching, probably will be right about $1MM/Win. Not even Magnificent Fat Bastard could pull that off.

 

[Dryden]

Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 2h2 hours agoAustin, TX
Sources told me Texas didn't land TCU's Sonny Cumbie because administrators wouldn't tell him if Charlie Strong would be around after 2016

Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 2h2 hours agoAustin, TX
Charlie Strong was set to hire Tulsa's Sterlin Gilbert but the administration couldn't get the contract done. Strong's support is limited

Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 2h2 hours agoAustin, TX
Texas administrators said they supported Charlie Strong, but this is the second potential OC hire they have whiffed on this week

Anwar Richardson ‏@AnwarRichardson 2h2 hours agoAustin, TX
If Texas doesn't want Charlie Strong to succeed, they should just fire him and move on. No need to put on the charade

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If I'm Charlie, I'm going into fuck you pay me mode. $20M for two years. GTFO and let these fucking morons swing their dicks at each other.

They can drown in a decade of mediocrity while I'm sitting on a beach in Tahiti bouncing native broads on my cock all day.

 

[pnuts34]

http://www.centredaily.com/sports/article49286810.html

So the UT pres is heading to Tulsa to beg the OC... Smh

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

http://www.centredaily.com/sports/article49286810.html

So the UT pres is heading to Tulsa to beg the OC... Smh

Sounds like a healthy, functional university with its priorities in order. They Are Texas!

 

[Steve19]

Love how they say they will help Strong with wbatever he needs...