Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[BuckeyeNation27]

They back? They were up after a Bijan TD and then I took a nap.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Shaggy servers crashed yet?

 

[NFBuck]

Sark's record as a HC when they hired him: 46-35
Sark's record this year: 4-3

You are what your record says you are.

 

[Thump]

 

[ScriptOhio]

They back? They were up after a Bijan TD and then I took a nap.

Is Texas back? No. No, they are not."

 

[Jaxbuck]

I should be able to like a Cliff gif from Dallas more than once.

 

[pnuts34]

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[ScriptOhio]

Just sayin': Don't ask "is Texas is back?", now you should ask "just how much more they have regressed?". End of the season: How about Cincinnati vs Texas in the Juggalo Bowl?

 

[Oh8ch]

Shaggy servers crashed yet?

I snagged a server at Hooters once.

Well, technically he was a busboy.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Kind of bad luck that drives a man into the bottle.

 

[cincibuck]

I got as far as the first post to mention every message board genius’s favorite panacea, more slants (that’s all they needed, obviously). After that I was laughing so hard that prolonged exposure could’ve caused serious oxygen deprivation

Well, the other option was more socks to make their O-line taller.

 

[Thump]

Cliff Barnes strikes again.

 

[Jake]

Outscored 14-3 by Baylor in the 4th quarter today. Lost 31-24.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So..... back?

 

[Buckeye86]

So..... back?

Would Ehlinger lie?