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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)


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Saban and the Tide are gonna put a beatdown of Biblical proportion on these jizzbags, aren't they?
Did you ever think they wouldn’t, with or without Johnson?
The kid was below average as a QB and would’ve been running for his life all game. Ol Jimbo wrote a check a with his mouth, that his players can’t cash
 
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So many 5* but they are almost all defensive players.

The 2 5* WR they got who are Freshmen this year are useless due to horrible QB play. And the Oline.....lol.

I'd say might as well play Weigman but they'd probably get him killed and shell shocked. You don't wanna throw a freshman to the wolves against a pissed off Saban.
 
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So many 5* but they are almost all defensive players.

The 2 5* WR they got who are Freshmen this year are useless due to horrible QB play. And the Oline.....lol.

I'd say might as well play Weigman but they'd probably get him killed and shell shocked. You don't wanna throw a freshman to the wolves against a pissed off Saban.
They have the offensive talent to keep it close if Fisher wasn’t so stubborn and used an OC to open up the playbook. Not that they’d win, but they should be undefeated
 
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Saban and the Tide are gonna put a beatdown of Biblical proportion on these jizzbags, aren't they?

I hope so.

But I’m a bit skeptical about Milroe in a Bill O Brien offense. And Jimbo is a weasel who pulls a good game out his ass every time his back is really against the wall like now.

I think Bama will win, but it might not be as satisfying of a beat down as I’d like to see. Hope I’m proven wrong and that Bama beats them so bad that Jimbo gets tarmac’d (feel gross saying that I want to see Bama roll, but that’s the truth).
 
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cultist for Yog-Sothoth



Hey hey hey.
As overplayed as Lovecraft is, that is right out! Lovecraft may be the stuff of tumblr sexyman, but it's still far and away better than this abomination.

And that movie is hilarious. Not quite Blazing Saddles / Mel Brooks level, but it's in the same spirit.

These schlubs are neither parodying themselves, nor a part of anything so morally grey as Lovecraft.
When our parents asked us if we'd follow our friends off a cliff, and we rolled our eyes -- these were the people they had in mind.
If somebody told them it was a "tradition" to do [literally* anything], they would do it without a second thought.
The vacuum in their head terrifies me.

* Greetings friends of the 'literal vs figurative' debate.

Saban and the Tide are gonna put a beatdown of Biblical proportion on these jizzbags, aren't they?

If there is a God... even if Saban has sold his soul to the Devil... this atrocity must not be allowed.
 
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Hey hey hey.
As overplayed as Lovecraft is, that is right out! Lovecraft may be the stuff of tumblr sexyman, but it's still far and away better than this abomination.

And that movie is hilarious. Not quite Blazing Saddles / Mel Brooks level, but it's in the same spirit.

These schlubs are neither parodying themselves, nor a part of anything so morally grey as Lovecraft.
When our parents asked us if we'd follow our friends off a cliff, and we rolled our eyes -- these were the people they had in mind.
If somebody told them it was a "tradition" to do [literally* anything], they would do it without a second thought.
The vacuum in their head terrifies me.

* Greetings friends of the 'literal vs figurative' debate.



If there is a God... even if Saban has sold his soul to the Devil... this atrocity must not be allowed.
Judges?
<voice from booth> He’s talking about Texas A&M students, right?
Yes.
<voice from booth> That’s accurate use of the word literally.
 
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