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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

Reading some of these posts hurts my head

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Al.com woke up and chose violence today and it's pretty fantastic.

Texas A&M is such a buzzkill.

Jimbo Fisher talked so much trash about Nick Saban in that news conference over the summer, and Texas A&M is always giving fans in the SEC more junk to chew than the wall of beef jerky at Buc-ee’s, and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date.

“What are you doing with your leg, Kipp?”

“Ol’ Rock calls it a knee pop.”

“And what’s with the overalls?”

“They’re like PANTS.”

[Knee pop.]

“For our RANTS.”

[Knee pop.]

“While we PRANCE.”

[Knee pop.]

“But we got no CHANCE.”

[Shoots hand pistol.]


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