Texas A&M is such a buzzkill.
Jimbo Fisher talked so much trash about Nick Saban in that news conference over the summer, and Texas A&M is always giving fans in the SEC more junk to chew than the wall of beef jerky at Buc-ee’s, and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date.
“What are you doing with your leg, Kipp?”
“Ol’ Rock calls it a knee pop.”
“And what’s with the overalls?”
“They’re like PANTS.”
[Knee pop.]
“For our RANTS.”
[Knee pop.]
“While we PRANCE.”
[Knee pop.]
“But we got no CHANCE.”
[Shoots hand pistol.]