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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
What's with the two who'll pace back and forth like Groucho Marx behind the one who's speaking. It's all utterly bizarre.
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Second watch....I got to 3:36. Apparently there was some dipshit named Peanut who....according to them.....had big feet and couldn't comfortably stand on the steps they were doing their moronic yell practice at, so he started pacing. And now they all have to do it. Because one dipshit did it way back when.

The guy literally says "Let me fill you in on a little secret here at Texas A&M. If something happens once, it's by chance. If it happens twice, it's tradition."

So if one of these chucklefucks trips going down the steps more than once, the whole fanbase will apparently trip on every set of steps they use from now until eternity. And they'll all trip the exact same way.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
Second watch....I got to 3:36. Apparently there was some dipshit named Peanut who....according to them.....had big feet and couldn't comfortably stand on the steps they were doing their moronic yell practice at, so he started pacing. And now they all have to do it. Because one dipshit did it way back when.

The guy literally says "Let me fill you in on a little secret here at Texas A&M. If something happens once, it's by chance. If it happens twice, it's tradition."

So if one of these chucklefucks trips going down the steps more than once, the whole fanbase will apparently trip on every set of steps they use from now until eternity. And they'll all trip the exact same way.
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Like people dying at a bonfire?
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
This is the one I saw before it got taken down.

I also learned from the comments that the dumbfuck way they hike their knee up randomly, and the way they grab their bicep every so often, all goes back to some fake army weirdo who had an oversized pair of overalls while he was delivering his culty weird nonsense joke speech. His pant legs were too long, so he kept trying to hike them up. The strap was falling down so he kept having to hike it up. And that's a "tradition" now that they all do. For real. That's 100% factual.
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Here's the official video from A&M's YouTube channel. The part that was taken down is right up front.
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
Whoop!
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Abenaki said:
You're not kidding. After watching too much of the yell practice I had to Google "old rock the good ag" because what the fuck is that. Anyway, I came across this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Texas_A&M_University_terms
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holy fuck I googled that and found this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1031665

(Warning: SFW but people looking at your search history will think you’re really weird for looking at this shite)

some excerpts:

Cliff notes version from 1992 story: Roc takes Lil' Roc to the same zoo Roxanne (sp?) took Lil' Roc to just a few days before. Upon seeing same elephant Lil' Roc asks Roc what that long thing hanging down from the elephant is (not the trunk and not the tail but the thing between the hind legs). Lil' Roc says "I asked mommy what that is and she said it's nothing." Roc says "Of course she did, I've got her spoiled."
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Rock & Roxanne were riding into town on their old mule. The poor beast stumbled and they fell off. Rock stood up, eyed the beast and said "That's one!"

They climbed back aboard, but again the ol mule buckled and spilled its passengers. Rock stood up, looked at the mule angrily and said, "That's TWO!"

A third time, the climbed on the back of the mule. After a short distance, the poor thing couldn't carry 'em any further and lost its footing. This time, Rock furiously jumped up, ran to the front of the mule and screamed "That's THREE!" He took out a pistol and shot the poor animal dead right there.

Roxanne was horrified and screamed, "Rock, why did you do that? Why did you kill that poor creature - have you no heart? Why? Why? WHY?"



Slowly, Rock turned to Roxanne and said, "That's one!"
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Rock and Roxanne were out walking by the railroad tracks one evening and the mood overtook them. So they rip each others cloths off and proceed to make things happen right there on the railroad tracks.

Well, a train comes around the bend and starts blowing it's whistle to make them get off the tracks. Meanwhile, Rock and Roxanne keep at their business as the train screeches to a halt inches from them.

The engineer jumps down and yells at them for not moving. Rock says "well sir, it was like this, she was cummin, I was cummin and you were coming- you were the only one who had in chance in he** of stoppin!"

circa 1972, my fish year
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
So I saw something else from this.......god fucking help me for typing this.......yell practice. Pretty much the same thing. The comments were just a treasure trove of all the culty weird ass shit they do that we all know about. Then I came across this bad boy:


I'm going to say this right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for subjecting you to this if you are uninitiated. I still feel that it needs to posted and studied as a historical document......so everybody can always look at these fucking weirdos and try to prevent anything like this from ever happening anywhere else on earth. The fact that the school not only allows such nonsense, but ENCOURAGES IT, is absolutely mind bottling to me.

Also, there's no fucking way you can watch that video from start to finish. You'll have to take breaks. I got 1:27 into it and had to stop. Please don't try to be a hero. Take this in small doses, I beg you.
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Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
holy fuck I googled that and found this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1031665

(Warning: SFW but people looking at your search history will think you’re really weird for looking at this shite)

some excerpts:
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I'm getting the feeling that old Roc is compensating for something.
 
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