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Terrell Owens (official thread of nonsense)

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ScriptOhio;619272; said:
Report: Owens attempted suicide

Posted: Wednesday September 27, 2006 9:19AM; Updated: Wednesday September 27, 2006 9:19AM

WFAA-TV in Dallas is reporting that Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens attempted to commit suicide Tuesday night.
According to a Dallas Police report obtained by the station, Owens was depressed and reportedly took prescription pain pills.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/09/27/owens.report/index.html
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FOX News is reporting that Owens may have attempted suicide. FOX News Channel says that KDFW/Channel 4 in Dallas initially made this claim.
KTVT/Channel 11 is reporting that a woman named "Etheridge," likely Owens' publicist Kim Ethridge, called police and reported a suicide attempt. The station said Owens ingested 35 pills.
According to the Dallas Police Department incident report, Owens told police he took more than 30 pills in a suicide attempt. A news conference is scheduled for later today during "working hours."
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Very murky details - I think this is what the psych doctors call "A cry for help"

Having Etheridge's name in the mix adds a temporary credence to this version.
 
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:slappy: at this story
:shake: at the upcoming media shitstorm over this attention whore primadonna

Females typically survive suicides because they ingest pills or weakly slit their wrists - the classic cry for help.

Males typically shoot themselves in the head.

What does this mean? TO is a pussy.
 
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tibor75 said:
:slappy: at this story
:shake: at the upcoming media shitstorm over this attention whore primadonna

Females typically survive suicides because they ingest pills or weakly slit their wrists - the classic cry for help.

Males typically shoot themselves in the head.

What does this mean? TO is a pussy.
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I don't think I'm allowed to post a picture about that :biggrin:
 
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BuckeyeNation27;619278; said:
I'll put the asshole hat on......You don't kill yourself with pills. This was an act of somebody who needs the spotlight on him at all times.
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Actually, you don't kill yourself with any old prescription pills you have on hand. If you're going to do it with pills, do it right, ingest an entire bottle of Bayer aspirin. Even if you make the obligitory "phone call for help" and the doctors arrive in time to pump your stomach, liver failure should do you in.

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tibor75;619295; said:
:slappy: at this story
:shake: at the upcoming media shitstorm over this attention whore primadonna

Females typically survive suicides because they ingest pills or weakly slit their wrists - the classic cry for help.

Males typically shoot themselves in the head.

What does this mean? TO is a pussy.
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TO, for future reference, horizontal slits are for practice, vertical slits are for real.

What a fucking drama queen.
 
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Dryden;619302; said:
Actually, you don't kill yourself with any old prescription pills you have on hand. If you're going to do it with pills, do it right, ingest an entire bottle of Bayer aspirin. Even if you make the obligitory "phone call for help" and the doctors arrive in time to pump your stomach, liver failure should do you in.

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I think you mean Tylenol.
 
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SparkyOSU;619311; said:
Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide last night by pain killer overdose, confirmed by Dallas Police this morning. More to Come later today......
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Way to miss the other thread already dicussing this.
 
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