TenneCheat VolunTears (but..but..but.. we're good at baseball)

[Jaxbuck]

Sitting at chickie’s & petes in PHL, laughing my motherfucking ass off in every bit of Eddie Murphy’s drunk dad voice.

These guys have jumblefucked this thing beyond the scope of the world jumble fuck.

Something only an elite group of southern Americans could pull off.

The fat baby laughing gif is a) one of my all time favorites and b) potentially the most appropriate one ever captured on film for this event.

 

[Bucklion]

Running tally of people they can’t get to coach at UT: Steve Spurrier, Steve Smith, Steven Segal, Steve Jobs, Steve Harvey, Steve Martin, Steve Urkel, Steve-O, Devo, Bevo, Charlie Strong, Charlie Weis, Charlie Ward, Charlie Manson, Charlie Chaplain, Charlie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Kennedy, Jackie Brown, Jackie Sherrill, Cheryl Crow, Cheryl Tiegs, Cheryl Ladd, Ernie Ladd, Andrew Ladd, Diane Ladd, Diane Sawyer, Tom Sawyer, Buzz Sawyer, Buzz Aldrin, Buzz Lightyear...

…Mike Leach, Mike Tenay, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, Action Jackson, Randy Jackson, Randy Lerner, Randy Quaid, Randy Travis, Randy Moss, Kate Moss, Santana Moss, Tito Santana, Carlos Santana, Carlos Colon, Carlos Beltran, John Carlos, John Candy, John Goodman, John Kennedy, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Mike Schmidt, Joe Schmidt, Joe Paterno, Joe Greene, Joe Biden, Joe DiMaggio, Joe Perry, Joe Louis, Louis Armstrong, Lou Ferrigno, Lou Gossett Jr., Lou Diamond Phillips, Bum Phillips, Tony Phillips, Bijou Phillips, Wilson Phillips, Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Willie Wilson, Woodrow Wilson, Wayne Woodrow Hayes, Woody Harrelson, Woody Guthrie, Woody Woodpecker…

 

[AKAK]

…Mike Leach, Mike Tenay, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, Action Jackson, Randy Jackson, Randy Lerner, Randy Quaid, Randy Travis, Randy Moss, Kate Moss, Santana Moss, Tito Santana, Carlos Santana, Carlos Colon, Carlos Beltran, John Carlos, John Candy, John Goodman, John Kennedy, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Mike Schmidt, Joe Schmidt, Joe Paterno, Joe Greene, Joe Biden, Joe DiMaggio, Joe Perry, Joe Louis, Louis Armstrong, Lou Ferrigno, Lou Gossett Jr., Lou Diamond Phillips, Bum Phillips, Tony Phillips, Bijou Phillips, Wilson Phillips, Brian Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Willie Wilson, Woodrow Wilson, Wayne Woodrow Hayes, Woody Harrelson, Woody Guthrie, Woody Woodpecker…

Which Carlos Santana?

 

[Bucklion]

Which Carlos Santana?

Yes

 

[dragurd]

From the VolNation guys who were screaming for Currie's head a couple of hours ago:

This is glorious. They all wanted Currie fired and wanted Leach after they heard it. Now the former probably precludes them getting the latter.

 

[AKAK]

Yes

Just making sure.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

 

[ScriptOhio]

After news broke of Currie’s firing, Vol Nation flocked to Twitter, and the reactions weren’t exactly kind to Currie.

Here are just a few of the many tweets to come from Currie’s Friday morning firing:













https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tennessee-football/tennessee-fans-react-news-ad-john-currie-fired/

 

[NFBuck]

Oh God. I can't even...this is so much...so much...what's the word I'm looking for here...

 

[buckeyeintn]

So Fulmer torpedoes the coaching search, gets Currie fired as AD, and at the same time puts himself in a position where he can't even be considered as the new AD? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

 

[NFBuck]

Bill Martin and Dave Brandon marvel at the level of ineptitude being shown here.

 

[colobuck79]

Maybe Currie and Schiano can use the same lawyer.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/tennessee-football/tennessee-fans-react-news-ad-john-currie-fired/

yep.....you guys sure are winning

 

[ScriptOhio]

Desmond Howard compares Tennessee coaching search to baby's dirty diaper



“If you have a child, if you’ve been around kids they have this one incident where they have a massive poop in their diaper and it’s coming out the side and it reeks,” he said. “You could be at home, you could be in public — it’s just nasty as it can be no matter where you are. I think you can draw a parallel at what’s happening at Tennessee to that situation because it stinks and it’s very messy.”

As gross as that comparison is, it’s not too far off at this point. The Vols have no coach and no answers, and it’ll be up to the leaders of the university to right the ship soon.

Entire article: https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/t...tennessee-coaching-search-babys-dirty-diaper/

 

[Poe McKnoe]

So Fulmer torpedoes the coaching search, gets Currie fired as AD, and at the same time puts himself in a position where he can't even be considered as the new AD? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

I always just considered Phil Fulmer a stereotypical football coach with few other gainful skills.

What I underestimated was his persistent desire that if he can’t have it, no one will, and he’ll leave it in a smoldering pile of ashes on the way out.